Professional soccer in the United States. David Beckham came to play for the LA Galaxy, and they are still the worse team in the MLS, he is now hurt, and never plays.
by Charlie J. October 11, 2007
Get the major league soccer mug.Males who are bicurious but do not want to be questioned by playing high contact, guy-on-guy sports such as manly Football, Basketball, or Lacrosse. Baseballer's and soccer players are often found in Victoria's Secret helping their mother pick out lingerie for date night out at Red Lobster with the father.....and little Jonny jr the 'Baseball Player/ Soccer Player' who's tagging along because he has nothing better to do on a Friday night other than get home shortly after dinner and watch a weekly edition of "According to Jim" with his mom.
Guy #1 - "Yea so I guess Dan's wife gave birth to a total 'Baseball Player/ Soccer Player'."
Guy #2 - "Awh man thats rough."
Guy #1"Yea I guess he's pissed about it. apparently he wanted an all around awesome Football/Basketball/Lax player."
Guy #3 - "Dude. Bummer."
Guy #1 - "Oh I know. And apparently his oldest son is trying out for the school musical."
Guy #2 - "Awh man thats rough."
Guy #1"Yea I guess he's pissed about it. apparently he wanted an all around awesome Football/Basketball/Lax player."
Guy #3 - "Dude. Bummer."
Guy #1 - "Oh I know. And apparently his oldest son is trying out for the school musical."
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A person who thinkks she is so goth and so good at soccer, but really tries just too hard at both or those things.
In the Goth section, she wears hollister, abercrombie, aero, ect. and yet still claims to be a goth.
In the soccer section, Has black soccerballs with skulls on them, and just acts so goth when playing soccer.
In the Goth section, she wears hollister, abercrombie, aero, ect. and yet still claims to be a goth.
In the soccer section, Has black soccerballs with skulls on them, and just acts so goth when playing soccer.
*Ally* wow, sam's just trying too hard to be goth.
*Michelle* yeah i know, and she tries too hard at soccer
*kris* But she really sucks at both! what a soccer goth!
*sam* I HEARD THAT NOW IM GONNA GO CRY WHILE KICKING MY BLACK SOCCERBALL WITH SKULLS ON IT!!! let me be who i am, a goth who wears Hollister, thats so goth and everything too, because im goth.
*Michelle* yeah i know, and she tries too hard at soccer
*kris* But she really sucks at both! what a soccer goth!
*sam* I HEARD THAT NOW IM GONNA GO CRY WHILE KICKING MY BLACK SOCCERBALL WITH SKULLS ON IT!!! let me be who i am, a goth who wears Hollister, thats so goth and everything too, because im goth.
by St. Mary's 8th grade girls October 5, 2007
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Get the Soccer mug.Moms who love their kids and don't mind taking them places... especially to soccer practice. You gotta love 'em... especially those who coach soccer! Lot's of people tease them for driving big SUV's but that's because they are generous enough that they always end up driving tons of kids everywhere! They are hardworking and love their kids and soccer. It's a hard job so don't tease them... could you make dinner, lunches, breakfast, clean, drive kids everywhere,shop for an entire family,and still manage to be cheerful all at the same time?! (I'm not a soccer mom but it's annoying when people trash talk them... I am a soccer OBSESSIVE however)
by Annacoco April 29, 2005
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