trouser snake

A new Kik term for a guy's penis
Boy in Kik room: anyone wanna see my snake?

Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake

Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation

( Boy leaves room)
by Sexydimma October 29, 2017
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Purple Snake

The Purple Snake when someone or you squeeze the penis so hard that it turns purple. It is generally a rare occurrence, but it can still occur.
Holy shit Dude, you look fucking dead.
Yeah, Sarah gave me a killer Purple Snake.
by The Actual Urban One July 06, 2014
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Pee snake

Someone who usually provides terrible ideas during a time of urgency when a real idea or plan must be forged. These ideas tend to be very poorly thought out and simple but the pee snake thinks very hard and the idea seems very good to their simple mind. Pee snakes also perform certain actions without considering other factors involved such as trying to spit out of a closed window and wiping prior to defacating. The pee snake will usually become angered if you inform them of their stupidity.
Guy driving: "Dude if your gonna throw up do it out the window."
The Pee Snake comes up with his own plan to throw up into a plastic bag which he does not check for holes resulting in a week long vomit smell in the car.
Guy driving: "Dude look at you! Your such a fucking Pee Snake!"
The Pee Snake: "Calm down duuude my bad!"
by Jeff honk September 13, 2010
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snow snake

A snake that travels under deep snow commonly in the area of upper michigan that causes you to loose your boot. the only way to catch one is to go to the deep snow in the middle of a field with a fishing net and six- pack of beer.
the damn snow snake took my boot help me dig it out.
by sexysnowbird August 02, 2009
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your a snake

if someone tell the police a crime you done you say to them your a snake
by uknown hustler November 15, 2013
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Snake Biscuit

Slang for penis and is meant to imply that the referenced member is a delicious treat to be appreciated by others.
by Ganga-day June 20, 2009
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Rubber snakes

It’s like a snake right?, but it jiggles. It’s like a hose with sharp teeth kinda snappy. They don’t have genders because their unsocial there for don’t have social constructs.THEY ARE ALL GREEN!
“Today Samantha wore a rubber snake around her neck to school instead of a scarf,our teacher me haberny screamed and ran away, sam throw it at the teacher and screamed as she squirmrubber snakes are rubber
by Genderless blob June 30, 2022
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