Shrimped up

Someone suffering from erectile dysfunction right when they need an erection most, often as a result of nerves, alcohol or drugs. In doing so, their shrivelled phallus resembles a small crustacean.

"Hey Rory, did you and Monica manage to shag last night?"
"No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."

by norambuena April 14, 2023

SPICY SHRIMP SOUP

The absolute worst menu item for a Homo Gaypien that speaks with a lisp to order at a restaurant.

"Hi, Jethuth Chrietht Holy Thit I think the Thpiethy thrimp thoup lookth thatithfying. My favorite thubject in thchool wath thothial thudieth."

"Somebody shut that fucking retard up! Fucking Spicy Shrimp Soup? Jesus titty fucking christ, you speak like a down-syndrome-dipshit loser. PUT A FUCKING NEEDLE IN THIS DUMB FUCK'S NECK! I QUIT! Another waitress can take your order, you fucking brain-dead sack of sweaty garbage."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper June 7, 2025

Shrimp Swirl

One who is of which is upon the act of fingering the mammalian anus,and upon removal of said finger has a dense turd swizzled around the finger in shrim-like form. The said mammalian if of a high fiber diet.

"Swizzle me timbers my vegan slave whore," said broskie,"your firbous diet has left yet another SHRIMP SWIRL upon me."

by Dick Johnson, DMD April 24, 2018

Rodeo shrimp

A nickname for your best friend that has a blue truck that also lives in a farm

Hey *name*, you’re a rodeo shrimp!
No I’m not! I have a green truck!

by chasersl May 14, 2022

Shrimp

A shrimp is a young boy called harry that farts a lot and is a very smelly boy who refuses to get washed. He has a younger brother called Marco who is the most handsome boy ever. He has a mum called Alida and a Dad called Simon.

Mum:( sniffs child ) You stink !

CHILD: what i just got out of the sea .
Mum: take a shower
Child: no
Mum: omg you such a harry/shrimp

by Mismatch 272 November 11, 2018

Shrimp Bread

The money a man makes to compensate for his less than average penis size.

"Did you hear? John got that tech job he wanted"
"ppft why would I care? We all know its Shrimp Bread"

by anonymousagnony August 15, 2023

Shrimp Tank

A group of people consisting of all males and one female.

I wanted to hit on Kelly, but it was a real shrimp tank in there so I didn't get the opportunity.

by 2guysandagirl August 18, 2022