handsy shitties

a hand job while taking a dump

So I asked the broad if she'd lick my ass and she said "No, I won't do anything that nasty, but I'm game for handsy shitties".

by HandsyScotty February 4, 2010

shitty d

someone who does bogus acts

Person 1: come on man you’re shitty d.
Person 2: I’m definitely not shitty d bro trust me. Could be Larry!

by scuuuuuuuuuuu October 23, 2019

shitty-cocked

The state where one is so intoxicated and/or inhibriated he or she is likely to start screaming into microphones, throw alcohol on people, piss on red jeeps, hook up with an ex-spouse, and more than likely spend a night in jail.

I'll be there later because I have to go bail Jess out of jail, she was shitty-cocked last night.

by dannibitch October 7, 2008

Shitty curiosity

The act of fingering or scratching your ass and sniffing it out of curiosity.

When Joe scratched his ass and out of shitty curiosity, he sniffed his finger and I lost my lunch.

by Jtf1993 June 18, 2017

Shitty

Shitty(adjective) is used to describe something that is bad, it can be used to describe a person's actions or an object of lower quality.

Matt is doing a shitty job at fixing the car.
That bike you gave me is shitty.

by Anonymous34291 March 29, 2021

rippin shittys

getting drunk/cheap beer shotguns

we’re rippin shittys with the boys tmr, wanna come?

by Daddy pop smoke December 21, 2020

Shitty for Sure

A phrase used not when something just sucks, but when it's royally screwed. Generally used in terms of happenstances.

Dupe 1: Dude I just dropped my phone in the lake.
Dupe 2: Man, that's shitty for sure.

by KJoH February 26, 2011