Come on! You know what sex is!
You know what sex is but since you're a horny twat you decided it would be fun to look it up on the Urban Dictionary to see what the definitions would be.
by A_Retard_You_Retard January 15, 2018
Get the sexmug. by Olla April 6, 2017
Get the Sexmug. The act of another individual or individuals stimulating someone with the underlying intent of reaching an orgasm
by Haventhadenough November 26, 2016
Get the sexmug. 1. What just about every definition on urban dictionary is about. Look up blue flamingo, icecream sandwich, yes, panda etc.
by Sex c=====3 May 16, 2018
Get the Sexmug. by TheCrackheadAtMarketBasket February 22, 2021
Get the Sexmug. by RedRoseAntoniox1327 November 16, 2020
Get the Sexmug. One night, Robbie was sleeping with his wife, he said, "Let's have sex!". The wife said yes and took off all her clothes. It was the first time Robbie had saw her boobs. He took off his and revealed his 9-inch penis. The wife squealed "Ooh!" as she picks up the dick. She asks if she can suck on it. Robbie says "Open wide!". She sucks it, savoring each testicle. Then she sucks until the penis milk comes out. fortunately for her, he accidently pissed in her mouth. As she was sucking his dick, literally, Robbie was lying on her boobs and licking them, reveling a lot of cum in her boobs. He eats it lol.
After sucking the dick, the wife does the helicopter thing with his dick. her boobs are wet and breast milk is spilling. they stick his penis in her ass and she pees on the dick. After, Robbie shoves his penis in her boobs and pisses. making her boobs even wetter. They stop, realizing the child has been watching them the whole time. They strangle them and kill him, then continue. They wrestle and with Robbie's slobbery penis, and the wife's soggy boobs, when the wife tries to grab the penis and pull it, he flips off the bed. As a great finale, they get his penis in her mouth for the rest of night, and the boobs are used as a pillow. they sleep like this for the rest of the night.
After sucking the dick, the wife does the helicopter thing with his dick. her boobs are wet and breast milk is spilling. they stick his penis in her ass and she pees on the dick. After, Robbie shoves his penis in her boobs and pisses. making her boobs even wetter. They stop, realizing the child has been watching them the whole time. They strangle them and kill him, then continue. They wrestle and with Robbie's slobbery penis, and the wife's soggy boobs, when the wife tries to grab the penis and pull it, he flips off the bed. As a great finale, they get his penis in her mouth for the rest of night, and the boobs are used as a pillow. they sleep like this for the rest of the night.
by Stinkyboobs April 17, 2022
Get the Sexmug.