Semenate

When you nut so hard your body castrates your dick and balls to protect itself.

Hey Tim! I just semenated, call My dad right now! Then call the god dam semen ambulance.

by Small pp equals big brain January 25, 2020

semen nachos

Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.

Person 1: I’m fucking starving and I can’t get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*

by Bruhmomentous January 27, 2020

sélbé

Sélbé is a wonderful girl. She has a nice soul and her heart is so pure. Girls with that name are smart and sweet but also badass. You better not mess with then. They slay like goddess and love giving smile to others.

Girl 1: is Sélbé always here?
Girl 2: No she left. She told me she had a "sun to color "

by Narutica_zerr February 1, 2020

sambetant

a word that defines how annoying a stupid nitwit can actually be

ik vind hem sambetant

by CuntOnTheInternet March 20, 2020

Semen

Jizz

Britney is a semen guzzling whore

by Meme Lord 69420 May 11, 2020

Semen

The thing you drink on a Saturday night.

Jenna: omg I drank semen yestaday it was so gud.

Maria: you too?

by My non existent cock June 4, 2020

Semen

The Indonesian language for cement

Joni:Hey,hand me that semen!
Andi:You wanna build stuff again?

by Burikman July 3, 2020