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rusty bike chain

Eating out the ass of someone with braces than making them suck your dick and smile, showing shit stains on their teeth and braces
Guy: Suck my dirty dick!
Guy 2 sucks and smiles.
Guy: Dude, you got a rusty bike chain!
by paulada5 October 20, 2008
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Rusty Hinge

An advanced sex maneuver developed by a stud known only as "Jesus Reist", involving the creative use of surroundings. Similar to the scene in the Godfather where a woman is being pounded from behind against the wall, this maneuver requires the use of a wooden door. Most effectively used to breakup with a girl, while still getting off.

While penetrating a woman from behind, with her front against the door, the man takes a tremendous thrust backwards, pulling the woman backwards, causing her upper torso being perpendicular to her legs, head against the door. The man then thrusts into her as hard as he can, ramming her through the wooden door, resulting in her ass and legs hanging on one side, and her upper torso through the door.

The man then continues to penetrate the likely unconscious woman using the door handle to open and close the door, making a pleasurable curved thrust. The weight of the unconscious woman causes stress on the hinges, resulting in a squeaking sound, hence the name "Rusty hinge".
Don't worry man, I totally gave her a rusty hinge. There's no doubt we're over.
by JesusReist June 3, 2010
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Rusty Trout

The state of a vagina from having anal sex and then switching to vaginal sex, thus "rusting" up the trout.
I was so horny this morning that I ate my wife's rusty trout leftovers from last night.
by Mark of Pembrokeshire February 9, 2009
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Rusty Lock

When a guy is having anal sex with a girl and there is another guy having anal sex with him at the same time.
Man, the other night Ron and Yonnie gave Kassandra a hard Rusty Lock.
by G-Rad January 16, 2008
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Rusty Carl

The combination of a Hot Carl and a Rusty Trombone. also there's a spit valve involved.
this sicko on on the internet was interested in a rusty carl.
by jebadiah josiah johnson February 5, 2010
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Rusty Scuffer

When a person takes a crap in a body of water and it floats to the top.
Dude, Seffer just took a rusty scuffer in the lake! Look at the crap floating out there.
by Larch Cir Mafia August 4, 2011
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Rusty Wind Chime

A gentlemans shaft after partaking in anal sex, either with a male or female.
'His Penis looks like a rusty wind chime!'
by Diffy Jacobs April 2, 2013
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