Robert Pattinson

An attractive actor with nice eyebrows, has starred in Harry Potter as Cedric Diggory, but is best known for his recent role in Twilight as Edward Cullen.

Fangirl: AAAAH ITS ROBERT PATTINSON OMG!

Me: EYEBROWS MAN! <3

by Greenday678912345 April 23, 2009

Robert Pattinson

1. The British actor playing the vampire Edward Cullen in the Twilight movie series. (the pale gross faggot, not the tan muscleheaded retard)
2. The British actor who played the wizard Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire, and got about maybe 15 minutes total of awkward screen time.

3. A reanimated fetus who managed to reach semi-adulthood, but whose hair, teeth, and talent stayed at the same level, which makes a vampire the perfect role

Dude, Robert Pattinson looks like a nasty reanimated fetus. What do these crazy 12 year olds see in him?

by chuddlewinks July 9, 2010

Thomas roberts

A nigga who always gaining. also known as the dank engine

"that nigga in the gym all the time"

"yeet, He's a Thomas roberts

by A Real Nibba Lover Value Meal August 13, 2018

Kai Roberts

A short person who can help getting into arguments. Usually live in the rough side of town.

David: Hey kai!

Kai Roberts: You harassing me?!

by Gareth Thomas’ inspiration May 21, 2022

pulling a robert

when your playing a video game, and run off a cliff for no consernable reason.

guy 1: i see someone to the left.

guy 2: ah, dont mind him, he keeps pulling a robert, focus on the other dudes

by U.R.Mom December 3, 2010

matthew roberts

sick rapper and parkour god. takes the piss tho cos he never comes in and it's always when we have rachel. hmmmmm, something a bit fishy going on there mate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"i'm gonna do a matthew roberts today and not come in cos we have rachel."

"look at how good i am at parkour, i'm like a matthew roberts me mate."

by oscarheath1 March 24, 2017

robert mahoney

the most amazing guy in the world, who will make you fall for him with in seconds, who always know what to say and make your day better and keeps you smibg no matter what, also GREAT in bed... And usually has a big dick, but knows how to treat a girl, very loyal and faithful and trustworthy

I wish I had Robert Mahoney in my life

by yenoham October 11, 2015