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human ring

When you stick your finger in someone’s butt, you technically wear them as a ring. More specifically out of nowhere where it’s unexpected.
I hope Brad doesn’t wear me as a human ring in the middle of the exam like the other day.
by JAGERTHO January 23, 2020
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pleasure ring

Stops you from cuming,jizzing,bussing,tossing,wanking
I can't wank whilst using a pleasure ring
by Tristeneccleston March 18, 2017
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Flesh Ring

The absence of a wedding ring, showing a tan line where the ring used to be. Indicating a person unhappy in their marriage or recently separated.
woman: "See that guy that just walked into the bar?" " I wonder if he is single?"

other woman: He is definitely single. See his flesh ring?
by btdtt2xover September 20, 2010
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ring feeder

his anus was penetrated by the ring feeder, he then in turn inserted his penis into his boyfriends anus also becoming a ring feeder
by kraits September 24, 2018
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Ring rage

Ring rage; similar to a night after vindaloo 'bum burn', however, much more angry and persistent. Comes after a fire poo.
Richard encountered extreme ring rage after a night of beer and "the hottest curry you can make".
by Ring rage January 10, 2016
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promise ring

a ring a boy gets a girl as a way of saying he truly loves her and promises her a forever.

a ring before marriage until the couple is old enough
bob: i got my girl a promise ring and proposed in front of the whole school and made a promise speech while on one knee

dan: good for you my guy
by urmominmybeddd69 January 15, 2022
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crud ring

The collection of organic or inorganic residue that collects at the water line of hot tubs, bath tubs, sitz bath or any other standing water, after it has been violated by people who refuse to shower before entering.
The residue may be a combination of sweat, hair, various body fluids, chemicals, beauty products, herpes simplex, excrement and other undisolved as yet unclassified solids and other things to numerous to mention. It may be easier to define it in the aggregate as "Nasty shit you don't want to touch"
I am not getting near that crud ring!
by Juan Moore Beer April 10, 2017
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