Jeff pissed me off so bad before I took a shit that I squeezed hard and gave myself a redneck beday.
by Troy Murphy, Carl Smith November 26, 2007
Get the Redneck Bedaymug. an individual in the midst of an identity crises due to redneck family origins vs. the yuppie culture and behavior that they are acclimated to.
Conversation between a yuppie redneck mother and son:
Mom: "Tucker, you need to get a job son! I can't continue to make the payments on your Z71."
Tucker: "You know I done had 5 heat strokes in the past 2 years, and I can't work outside no more."
Mom: "Well you drink enough Starbucks, why don't you get a job down there?"
Tucker: "I'd probably have to work Saturdays, and then I'd miss the tailgating parties at Tiger Stadium. I mean, I know I flunked out, but all my friends are down there - I belong at LSU!"
Mom: "I sure wish you had gone to law school, and you go into practice with your daddy. Then you could pay for your own pickup truck!"
Mom: "Tucker, you need to get a job son! I can't continue to make the payments on your Z71."
Tucker: "You know I done had 5 heat strokes in the past 2 years, and I can't work outside no more."
Mom: "Well you drink enough Starbucks, why don't you get a job down there?"
Tucker: "I'd probably have to work Saturdays, and then I'd miss the tailgating parties at Tiger Stadium. I mean, I know I flunked out, but all my friends are down there - I belong at LSU!"
Mom: "I sure wish you had gone to law school, and you go into practice with your daddy. Then you could pay for your own pickup truck!"
by Yelbis August 3, 2011
Get the Yuppie Redneckmug. A general term indicating a waterfront region that is distinguished by a wealth of natural and scenic beauty, where the residents are primarily products of the working class (working poor). Often a former resort area that has fallen on hard times.
Skeeter hain't been the same since last summer on the redneck riviera when Jim Bob ran over his head with a jet-ski.
by jed bob June 27, 2007
Get the redneck rivieramug. Any cheap or no frills concoction (alcoholic or nonalcholic) that lacks any type of class, distinguished history, or acquired taste that is frequently drunk by persons residing mostly in trailer parks, Mudbogging events, Nascar events or country music jamborees.
by LTC LB September 16, 2009
Get the Redneck Swillmug. My brother was working on his dirt bike at night and asked me to go get his redneck spotlight so he could see.
by koo koo kachoo March 13, 2009
Get the redneck spotlightmug. people who say "pole smoker" and curse using ****, na dhave sex with their cousins and other family member things
by Otis Nikkerbakker January 23, 2004
Get the redneck talkmug. The turbo redneck in HR made an uncomfortable comment about welfare babies. He had sweet Oakleys though.
by LifeOfH8 July 31, 2011
Get the Turbo Redneckmug.