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Forum Rat

A completely forgettable message board user. Somewhere there is most likely a factory churning them out by the thousands. You'll know you're in the presence of a forum rat when you read a post and get the sudden strong feeling that you've read the exact same post before. Main characteristics of a forum rat:

-Infrequent or nonexistent use of capital letters and/or punctuation.
-Bizarre behavior and use of the English language, which is often described as either ghetto, otaku, forum female, fanboy, or even l33t d00d, or a combination of the above.
-Avatar consisting of an anime or video game character, animated sprites from Metal Slug or Final Fantasy, or the forum default Homer Simpson picture.
-Username consisting of at least five numbers or underscores.
-Huge, ugly Photoshop abortion of a signature which may stretch the page frames.
-Terrible or nonexistent lack of personality
-Completely worthless, typical, or irrelevant opinion on anything.

Most forum rats are preteen kids, and often either a fanboy, wigger, jock. Though they come and go, no board is safe from them unless the admin only lets his/her friends register.
"Where have all the interesting members run off to? This place is just clogged with forum rats now..."
by RealGTX March 31, 2005
mugGet the Forum Ratmug.

little rat

a nick-name for any person
by brain billman July 31, 2005
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Rubber Rat

An individual (usually a guy) who is cheating and bounces back and forth between partners.

I came up with this in a dream!! I was dreaming about my boyfriend cheating on me. In my dream I asked him if his mother knew he was cheating. He said "yes, and she called me a rubber rat".
Does your mom know you are cheating on me? Yes, and she called me a rubber rat.
by teecaz February 3, 2012
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romp rats

A male or female that wears rompers every weekend and regularly gets sloppy drunk and sleeps with a different partners every time. Usually loud, sloppy and easy. Most commonly found on a campus usually in a sorority/fraternity.
Last night I barley dodged those romp rats by the quad. They were desperate for anyone.
by Maybe Miike November 13, 2017
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rat mattress

A feminine hygeine pad. Bloody, or not. (Hey, rats sleep gotta sleep comfortably too.)
Let's shame this drunken man and stick a rat mattress to his forhead since he passed out!
by jeepzilla December 12, 2003
mugGet the rat mattressmug.

Propaganda Rat

A 3 piece rock band from New Plymouth, New Zealand in the early 1990's. Lead vocals, guitar/bass, harmonica Manu Scott, Drums and vocals Terry Byrne, Guitar/bass and backing vocals Matt Hancock.
What did you do in the early 90's?

Not much, sat around at The Mill listening to Propaganda Rat
by Williamshatnerspants February 27, 2013
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rat muffin

Someone who strongly bothers others. A rat muffin is usually very obese and is always in someone else's face.
by Jess1234572947292 July 12, 2015
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