pube-safe

a home security system used to protect belonging,technology,or your own children.the system operates by plucking a pubic hair from a greasy white trash mans pubic area and is placed upon the object that is being defended,it is an extremely effetive system
pube-safe was first advertised on the comedy central show "important things with demetri martin" and is now used world wide,especially among american households.

aww,dude.no way im touching that!" "why not?"" theres a fucking pube on it!theyre using pube-safe!

by awesomesecretsauceman March 16, 2011

Pubehead

a head of hair that relates or is similar to hair in the pubic regions

jesse edmonds has a (pubehead)

by mudderz March 28, 2015

puberates

when one goes through the beautiful act of puberty

Harrison needs to be ready for the real world once he puberates.

by trappyg September 27, 2017

Pubertied

When puberty has hit someone

Guy 1 : I'm getting voice cranks
Guy 2 : yeah your getting pubertied

by Jrjfjjf December 12, 2018

pubdated

To keep people aware of your groups position on a pub crawl should they want to join you at any point

"I might join a bit later so let me know where you are"
"Sure thing bro I'll keep you pubdated"

by das raving salty man 2K16 October 29, 2021

Wandering Pube

When a pube appears on an item that is in your possession. Most of the time its random but it can be plucked and placed with precision.

OMG your lollie bag has a "Wandering Pube" on it!!

by VeryCold April 2, 2010

Fanta pubes

A ranga that has red pubes

Marley: I was gonna fuck this guy last night until I found out he had Fanta pubes
Emma: Ewww! I hate Fanta pubes they make me wanna vomit

by Liccyliccymiccymakemesiccy October 8, 2019