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a home security system used to protect belonging,technology,or your own children.the system operates by plucking a pubic hair from a greasy white trash mans pubic area and is placed upon the object that is being defended,it is an extremely effetive system
pube-safe was first advertised on the comedy central show "important things with demetri martin" and is now used world wide,especially among american households.
pube-safe was first advertised on the comedy central show "important things with demetri martin" and is now used world wide,especially among american households.
by awesomesecretsauceman March 16, 2011
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