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Mr. President 

Mr. President, (A.K.A Karansher Sidhu), is the class president at Southern Lehigh High-school (2019-2022.) Well known for his swimming accomplishments and his presidential feats (like bringing back lunch in the gym) He is well loved by all and will most indefinitely go down in SL history as the best president to ever have lived.
SL Pupil: “Hopefully Mr. President, (A.K.A Karansher Sidhu), is well-protected by the secret service.”

SL swimmer wannabe: “Mr. President, (A.K.A Karansher Sidhu), why won’t you tell me what Stoyle means??”

Mr. President, (A.K.A Karansher Sidhu): “STFU.”
Mr. President by PEYTON1965 November 24, 2021
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Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! 

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.
President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"

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Kamala Harris, MY president. 

Kamala Harris is my president and your president and will and forever serve America, as Kamala Harris said “Did you fall out of a coconut tree” an infamous quote, that will be forever be the anthem of America, forever and always. KAMALA FOREVER.
I like Kamala Harris, MY president. serves America forever and always!

Chelsea Perreti And Saweetie And Angel's Bitches for Dead President Part 0 

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Have a good nap, Mr. President? 

A remark heard frequently in da White House during da Reagan years.
Ron Headrest couldn't really serve very effectively as commander-in-chief if about da only interaction wif other humans was to reply to da question, "Have a good nap, Mr. President?" As da "Satire From The Capitol Steps" song quipped, "But what good's a president... oh, what good's a president... yea, what good's a president --- if all he does is sleep? Duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum --- dum --- DUHMMM!"