Harry Potter

A character from a JK Roweling book. He came out of the closet and got assaulted by two old men.

Harry Potter’s dick is a three millimetre defeater!

by FouthNose July 6, 2022

Harry Potter Fanfiction

Dobby shifted closer to Hermione. She begged him to plunge his pulsing, 6 foot long dick into her cavernous meat sack. She craved the pleasure that would come with his tip brushing against her most sensitive areas. Why are you still reading?

"Ah yes, Steve reads Harry Potter Fanfiction. Steve likes men"
"Oh my, I just jacked off to a graphic short filming describing in depth the texture of Dobby's balls. Whoopsie"

by anonymous June 7, 2022

harry potter liberal

a middle-aged woman that is obsessed with status quo democrats

elizabeth is such a harry potter liberal! shes got "#bidenharris" in her twitter bio

by apeuprising June 22, 2022

Potter

Harry potter stan that is in love with harry potter to the point they change their name because they're a loser. They can be seen wearing Harry Potter merch, talks about Harry Potter none stop and/or wants to be married/dating Harry Potter.

1. Is that hanna smith? why is her last name potter??
2. Yeah but she changed her name because shes a harry potter stan
1. thats gross

by suck_my_chicken September 5, 2022

Potterism-69

Potterism-69 is a virus that occurred during the outbreak of the COVID-19 pandemic. First founded in 2005 but by the year 2022 the virus has killed over 357,000 people across the United Kindom. Many believe the virus was caused due to extreme weather warnings, such as blizzards or druff which have been submerged into the atmosphere. This causes Potterism-69 to invade the air around us leading to thousands of deaths, especially elderly or new born citizens.

“Ayo I don’t feel so good mommy”

“Oh no son you might have Potterism-69”

“What’s that mom?

“Potterism-69, one of the most deadliest viruses in history, there will be a vaccine soon don’t worry son”

by TerryTheJanitor November 28, 2022

Harry potter

Something that is only liked because of nostalgia.

"The prequels were great!"

"Nah, your just pulling a harry potter."

by lover89 April 30, 2022

Harry Potter

Harry James Potter (b. 31 July 1980) was an English half-blood wizard, and one of the most famous wizards of modern times. The only child and son of James and Lily Potter (née Evans), Harry's birth was overshadowed by a prophecy, naming either himself or Neville Longbottom as the one with the power to vanquish Lord Voldemort, the most powerful and feared Dark Wizard in the world. After half of the prophecy was reported to Voldemort, courtesy of Severus Snape, Harry was chosen as the target due to his many similarities with the Dark Lord. In turn, this caused the Potter family to go into hiding.

I love Harry Potter it is the best books ever

by Evil.fox September 26, 2022