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Poser

A person who starts a Misfits tribute band and worries more about what they look like and the exact lyrics than actually worrying about having fun. Can often be seen at San Miguel's eating TexMex and wearing a leather trenchcoat.
by C4_Party November 17, 2022
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Poser

Someone more confused about who they are than anything else, though the confusion fills other areas of their life.
Poser- Don't lie to me, I don't look like a horse's ass.
by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021
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Poser

The fresh, streetwise girl from Dunwoody that always talks about all the uptight posers around her. She might even rap about them in her turbo charged ride when nobody is looking/recording, who knows but her.
She was a poser, but everybody seemed to respect her for some reason. It might have been her bank account.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
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poser

someone who can't think up their own shit. posers should die. aka fucking idiot.
by bread infection November 25, 2009
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Poser

A person who mostly wears thrasher and wears black and white checkered vans

EX Jacob cancerous
by 666satanlovesDrphil666 October 27, 2018
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poser

a poser is defined as sarah gluck
a poser is someone who acts upon something they’re not, mostly just for attention or to look good. sarah is a fake surfer girl, jeep girl, chill girl, and fake trendy girl. she claims she’s been a great fan of classic rock forever but can’t name 5 songs from led zep, calls herself a “dead head” but didn’t know what it was until mentioned and can’t name at least 3 dead songs, and is also buying posters to put in her early 2000s aqua room made for 5th graders already filled with printed out darren criss pics and palm tree paintings. and yet worst of all. she is 19, and still didn’t know what weed cigs looked like, and STILL oh god i hate to say it... a virgin😬😬😬
by peniscondomsdepression July 21, 2019
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Poser

Someone who is not who they say they are.
She would act like a gangster, a badass, tough little son of a bitch from the streets of Chicago, or a tough/scary little 4'11 broad from New York, but in reality the girl was a poser from outside Harrisburg who was nothing like the characters she posed as.
by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021
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