Polytics

Poly:the Greek word for many and the English word tic:blood-sucking leaches.
Manyticks

Teachers, priests, and other church-people are polytics.

by Hallie_Morgan October 22, 2010

Irritable Politician Syndrome

This is when you just want to live your life, but your politicians keep getting upset and making your life a living hell. This condition is similar to Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Like Bowels, politicians always have shit coming out of their mouths. Substitute 'politician' for 'bowel' and you get IPS.

Worker #1:"I'm glad election year is passed. My IPS was about to drive me insane."

Worker #2:"Oh, yeah? You got Irritable Bowel Syndrome?"

Worker #1:"No. Irritable Politician Syndrome. Same symptoms, different assholes."

by IndependentForever November 3, 2009

politically ignorant

A descriptive term for someone who has no idea what he/she says, thinks, or believes that relates to governmental politics.

Did you see all of those Liberals try to insult Mitt Romney with no factual evidence? They are really politically ignorant!

by A Remaining Patriot October 29, 2012

Politics

The main or actual definition is the discussion of political opinions, primarily debates on topics spoke of by the government and many others. Also described as an activity of government, basically a specific topic really. An example of a political opinion is say whether you are Pro Life or Pro Choice. So, say you are Pro Life, you would believe in not aborting, what is heavily debated, as a "child." That is a poltical opinion. But, overall it is the discussion of topics pertaining to the government, which is most commonly spoken by political figures. I also would describe it as a bit of a friendship destroyer. The reason being when some people disagree on certain topics, grudges may be held.

Jeff-Hey, do you like Politics?
Janice-Not particularly, why?
Jeff-Do you like Sarah Palin?
Janice-Yes, why?
Jeff-....FRIENDSHIP OVER!!!!!
Janice-:*(

by eric8388 December 18, 2011

Political correctness

The opposite of comedy

Political correctness is the opposite of comedy.

by Inquisitive Walnut August 10, 2019

un-anti-politically non-incorrect

Basically to be politically correct. When you're politically correct - or un-anti-politically non-incorrect - you say what people want to hear and expect of you to say. Your ideas, views and opinions are everything but controversial. You have "dull" opinions, which don't differ from the majority of your local or national society, sometimes even in an international or global context.

- Oh boy, you know that Martin, that political nerd in our social studies class? He's so freaking un-anti-politically non-incorrect!! It just drives me mad, his pointless I-know-better-than-you opinions on the excellency of the death penalty and why a ban on gay marriages is absolutely necessary to implement into our constitution - aaargh!! He's such a besserwisser! I just can't stand all the bullshit coming out of that mouth!

by queerboyoslo December 22, 2005

politics of the bullet

The preferred use of violence or terrorism ("the bullet") over the more commonly used ballot, bribery, or lobbying forms of "influencing" government.

Alternate: Politics of a bullet - The sniper-style assassination of government officials.

The Supreme Court upheld American's right to bear arms. This November, expect the politics of the bullet to decide who takes the White House.

by Man-Machine August 1, 2008