puss pirate

1. A person who commits illegal pussy penetration while victim is sleeping.

2. Any plunderer, predator, etc.: confidence men or slumlord who takes advantage of the pussy while drunk or physically incapacitated.

I feel guilty; that girl I took home being so drunk, fell asleep and I had no choice but to puss pirate her.

by FOJB February 23, 2008

pirate's slang

coolidiculous term for swear words

If you use pirate's slang in public, you either have bad manners, or you need to learn the phrase improve your vocabulary

by Sexydimma December 04, 2016

Pirate Weekend

A weekend away from inhibitions, when either a man or woman (mostly men) can explore same sex relations without being labeled gay or bi-sexual. Usually just an excuse to indulge into ones preferred sexual preference.

Tim said his wife lets him he bang anyone he wants on his Pirate Weekend, why does he always bang Dave?

by NoBueno615 April 21, 2021

Golf Pirate

When someone hooks their shot every single time.

"Did you see that golf pirate at the course today?", "Yea, he was turrrrible...."

by Jeremy Guy 123 December 29, 2011

cherry pirate

A man who steals young girls virginities.

the man was known to be the cause of a girl losing virginity; he was a cherry pirate.

by evan..................... March 07, 2012

Pirate-Eyed

The condition of only being able to use one eye to obtain any kind of visual clarity, the other being shut. Can be brought on by excessive alcohol, opiate, or benzodiazepine use.

<drunk guy a> ugh god man i'm so pirate-eyed i ain't see shit, this whole place looks flat *trips over something*
<benzo'd guy a> i really would like to read this book but this is inconvenient
<opiate'd guy a> ..........

by DavidTheRave June 17, 2015

post pirate

A person who comments on pictures/statuses that they are entirely unrelated to and unwelcome in.

Steven: Haha. Do you remember that time we went camping?
Erica: Yeah. That was way fun!
Caitlin: Haha. You look like you guys were punched in the face before this picture was taken. Lol!
Stephen: Man, Caitlin is such a god damn post pirate.

by Warren Buffet jr. December 05, 2008