The pledge of allegiance

The weirdest cult like experience where you announce your undying loyalty to a country that is failing you. Required in schools.

The pledge of allegiance is fucking weird.

by Couch_King September 10, 2022

weather pledge

when you are a pledge in a fraternity who must give daily weather reports to the brothers.

its 8am where thee fuck is my report weather pledge!

by pledgeboy October 10, 2022

Beige Pilled

You’re boring and can’t dress well.

“Dude I got sat next to Johhny in class. He’s so beige pilled, it makes me want to die.”
“Aw, unlucky”

by basedblackpiller December 9, 2022

Denver Pile Driver

Tossing a Denver working girl over your shoulder, fingering her while repeatedly thrusting your shoulder and arm together.

She said she wanted her clam slammed so she got a Denver pile driver.

by BigTravelGuy January 17, 2023

Jonah-pilled

When someone sees the current state of society and wishes that it be torn to shreds.

This refers to the Bible when Jonah thought Nineveh deserved to be destroyed due to the city's wicked and sinful behavior. God spared the city of Nineveh because the city's residents repented; Jonah thought they still deserved punishment.

"Yeah, Mike hates what America has become- and understandably so. He goes as far as to say that America is worse than Berlin in the early 1930s and even ancient Sodom and Gomorrah. He often says, 'We get what we deserve!' I would be hard-pressed to find someone more 'Jonah-pilled' than he is."

by schizo.lounge August 17, 2023

Amazonian pile-driver

The tasteful sexual position where a man is over the edge of a couch or bed on his head. The woman comes over top of him insert his penis inside of her and does a reverse pile driver.

She then exclaimed get on your head bitch mama is about to give you the Amazonian pile-driver (tiny scream of scared arousal)

by Lumber_snac22 October 19, 2023

Phil Pilled

This is a term used when someone loves Microsoft and Xbox products so much they are blind to the cooperate greed of Phil Spencer and the Microsoft organization.

Holy shit Jacob is phil pilled he actually spent money on a Series X just to play 4 fucking shitty games.

by Blackpill303 November 2, 2023