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Phantom-plug 

Whenever you have a butt plug in your asshole for a long period of time (12 or more hours) and once removed it still feels like your butt is still plugged. (Also known as ghost-plug)
After running errands all day long with a butt-plug in, when I got home and took it out I came to the realization that I had a bad case of phantom-plug
Phantom-plug by Alikaza! March 7, 2023
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Phantom neutral 

Shifting a driver’s transmission into neutral from a passenger seat, without their knowledge.
Vrooooom!

Wtf?”

“Phantom neutral!”

“lol you asshole!”

Phantom Donkey Punch 

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.
"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."

Phantom Donkey Punch 

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.
"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."

Phantom High 

A phantom high is a withdrawal you may experience after being clean on many narcotics
Dude I had the weirdest phantom high that felt so real
Phantom High by stanstan300 June 25, 2023

Phantom Vibration Syndrome 

"Phantom vibration syndrome" is when you think your phone is buzzing, but it's just your imagination playing tricks on you. It's like your pocket is the boy who cried "vibrate"!
Here's a silly joke about "phantom vibration syndrome": "Why don't ghosts use phones? Because they're already experts at phantom vibration syndrome!"

Phantom Ruby 

The Phantom Ruby is a gemstone that can form illusions that can trick others into thinking something is real.
I used the Phantom Ruby to trick my friend into playing Sonic Forces.
Phantom Ruby by Sodascho98724 July 17, 2023