mr peanut butter

the best man in bojack horseman, he is a bit of a narcissist but it’s okay!

mr peanut butters house
who’s that dog?

mr peanut butter!
(knick knacks paddy whack give a dog a bone)
who’s that dog?
mr peanut butter!
(tryna catch a break jack leave a dog alone)

by helloelijahajdhsh March 6, 2024

The peanut butter method

The peanut butter method is a method of sexual pleasure between a human and canine. When using the peanut butter method, one will apply peanut butter and laxatives to the tip of their erect penis and wait for their canine to lick it off. Many people that attempt this, end up being sent to the ER for penis replacement surgery, as their canine will bite parts of their penis stem, tip, or testicles off. This is a very risky way of pleasure that is most commonly done by individuals with down syndrome. Although, most people don't find it ethical considering that canines cannot consent to sexual gratification.

trey used the peanut butter method on my dog and now it has PTSD.

by sativu March 5, 2025

Making peanut butter

Gay sex between 2 men. Usually after a bowel movement. (Because of the residue formed on the shaft of the pennis)
Can also be between 2 women while using sex toy.

Chris had relations with Tom after he took a dump without a shower. They are making peanut butter.

by sputsoreal April 20, 2025

Polish Peanut Butter Party

a anal sex session dedicated to shitty anal.

hey girl, how does a polish peanut butter party (PPBP) sound?

by shack.. May 8, 2025

The Peanut Butter Game

Action: A sexual activity involving 1 or more persons and a fuck ton of peanut butter. It is a race to please themselves and/or each other using a combination of inner/outercourse and peanut butter. Peanut butter may be stuffed inside male/female urethras, vaginas, and assholes as well as smeared on the surroundings. After finishing, both must lick/eat out the peanut butter off where they finished for a tasty combination! The goal of the game is to be able to eat as much peanut butter/nut combo as possible, as well as peanut butter off of bodies/surroundings.

Person A: I really wanna let loose tonight with Lequesha.

Person B: Try The Peanut Butter Game

by gv_86 October 15, 2025

Open the peanut butter

Said when a guy who hasn't gotten any in a while strikes out with another girl. Refers to the opening of a jar of peanut butter for the purpose of slathering said peanut butter on one's penis to provide a dog incentive to lick it.

Sexually frustrated man: "I just struck out again! Such a long dry spell..."
Friend: "Might be time to open the peanut butter"

by Wolf13 October 24, 2014

reverse sided double peanut butter

Some wierd shit Isaac says

If shes mad at you, you should just hit her with that reverse sided double peanut butter.

by The increased gay September 14, 2018