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chunky peanut butter 

chunky peanut butter refers to the act of sexual relations between two homies. this is often displayed through jacking each other off and consistently giving each other erections.

however, chunky peanut butter has some limits. when you commit chunky peanut butter for over 69 minutes in one sitting, it is no longer considered chunky peanut butter and you may experience any of the following symptoms.

-erectile dysfunction

-foot fungus
-large amounts of gas to the point of flying
friend 1 - wanna commit chunky peanut butter?

friend 2 - bet. where’s the condoms

Mercy Peanut Butter 

Mercy Peanutbutter is when you beat the other team by such a large margin you give them peanut butter.
That was some total mercy peanut butter.
Mercy Peanut Butter by Dogbreathe47 November 26, 2023

Amish Peanut Butter 

When an amish man/woman shits on a piece of bread
He totally amish peanut buttered his client in the diner

mr peanut butter 

the best man in bojack horseman, he is a bit of a narcissist but it’s okay!
mr peanut butters house
who’s that dog?

mr peanut butter!
(knick knacks paddy whack give a dog a bone)
who’s that dog?
mr peanut butter!
(tryna catch a break jack leave a dog alone)

The peanut butter method 

The peanut butter method is a method of sexual pleasure between a human and canine. When using the peanut butter method, one will apply peanut butter and laxatives to the tip of their erect penis and wait for their canine to lick it off. Many people that attempt this, end up being sent to the ER for penis replacement surgery, as their canine will bite parts of their penis stem, tip, or testicles off. This is a very risky way of pleasure that is most commonly done by individuals with down syndrome. Although, most people don't find it ethical considering that canines cannot consent to sexual gratification.
trey used the peanut butter method on my dog and now it has PTSD.

Making peanut butter 

Gay sex between 2 men. Usually after a bowel movement. (Because of the residue formed on the shaft of the pennis)
Can also be between 2 women while using sex toy.
Chris had relations with Tom after he took a dump without a shower. They are making peanut butter.