Pumpkin Spice

When you message someone after midnight and the vehicle you call a brain has turned into a pumpkin. You decide to spice it up, adding a little extra to be bold and funny but immediately regret it in the morning. That little extra is called Pumpkin Spice.

Ignore the Pumpkin Spice message I sent last night.

by Cold Woodie November 13, 2021

Pelvic Pork Pumpkin

A Penis, also known as a gourd, and yogurt hose. Used for pissin, and splugin'.

The Pelvic muscle that allows us to make crotch goblins.

Peter used his pelvic pork pumpkin to pork his homie, chris.

by pixluxxmakesmusiciguess April 16, 2023

PUMPKIN

The famous words of a guy on the internet saying his favourite vegetable.

“What’s your favourite vegetable?”
“PUMPKEN”
“A pumpkin is food and I apparently have to put this”

by Lololololollolol March 15, 2021

Take me to the pumpkin patch

When you are trying to have sex with a girl or guy with a big (pumpkin) butt and your penis is too small so you rub your “pumpkin stem” in their butt cheeks to create friction to get off.

Things got weird. She took me to the pumpkin patch.

We went to the pumpkin patch last night

She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.

by DJMAA November 17, 2023

pumpkin cupcake

The best person you will ever meet. They love popsicles and are close companions and allies with puffins. If you are a pumpkin cupcake, your friends are probably puffins. Or popsicles. Or cats.

I love that pumpkin cupcake!

by permpkincerpcake June 28, 2014

pimpin the pumpkin

A general term for doing something cool

Jake: You going to the party tonight?

Jose: Yeah man I'll be pimpin the pumpkin all night long

by Roscoe Nordhoff August 9, 2009

pumpkin head

when somebody do sum stupid (especially ina hood) n a bunch of ppl get together n beat em tf up till they head look like a pumpkin.

“ Yo u heard dat man Juan was textin lil girls?”
“ Yeah when i saw em i gave em a pumpkin head”

by mr.hitndip November 29, 2022