Onion

1. To be an onion one must continuously trash talk others while knowing full well that they are incapable of doing the same thing.

2. The act of being an absolute bellend.

John is such a fucking onion.

by SV23 May 15, 2018

onion mushroom

Onion mushroom is meant for a person that is need John and it usually means that he is a faggot and pussy as bitch and also means that he gets no hoes

John you are a huge onion mushroom

by Nazeke May 9, 2018

Donkey Onions

An ass so sweet it makes you cry.

Look at the donkey onions on that thicc honey!

by hjk909090 June 11, 2018

Lorde's Onion Rings Account

In 2017, Lorde's secret onion ring account on Instagram (OnionRingsWorldwide) - where she rated onion rings she tried - was exposed. She confirmed it was her on The Tonight Show.

Person 1: "Do you remember Lorde's Onion Rings Account?"
Person 2: *shudders* "That's when we turned to the dark timeline."

by girlfrontbyloona January 31, 2022

Onion Shit

When the shit smells so foul that you legit start crying buttass naked ona toilet

Bro I just came back from an onion shit... Wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy

by bigman2fat May 3, 2023

Funny onion

Someone who you are attracted to

Wow he’s a funny onion

by StevenMcFarlane April 21, 2019

Caramel Onion

Something which seems to be good at first, like a caramel onion at first appearing like as a caramel apple, which then turns out to be bad or disappointing when you engage with it, like when you bite into a caramel onion and find out that it is not, in fact, a caramel apple.

Diablo IV is a caramel onion.

Not sleeping for 34 hours straight is a caramel onion.

by ars blasta December 27, 2023