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kebab nose

When someone has a nose that from the side profile view, appears to have a dent/notch/ridge/chunk missing from the nose, in between the bridge and the nostrils. This unfortunate dysfigurement was caused by a tragic accident; during which the person was running to get a kebab from the kebab van before they closed. But the owners of the kebab van could see them coming towards the van. They saw how fat the person was, and panicked that they would eat them out of stock if they put in an order. To prevent this, the staff quickly tried to close the shutter of the kebab van before they reached it. Unfortunately as the person reached the kebab van in the last few seconds tried to put in an order for a kebab just as the shutter was being closed violently, the shutter closed violently on their nose, crushing their nose between the shutter door and the counter of the kebab van. For this reason, this type of nose is known as kebab nose.
by newdawn23 December 31, 2016
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penis nose

that one persons nose that is shaped like a large ass penis dick. like the tip just be hanging on the end like a dead end of a peen tip. bruh <— like that. look it’s circumcised!
girl; her nose lowkey looks like a circumcised penis.

girl2; yeah for sho she be lookin like a rat lol
girl; right she should cut that shIit off what a penis nose.
by local penis girl xx mauh November 29, 2019
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Nose salt

Shall we get a back of nose salt?
by Grogpits321 April 16, 2020
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max nose

When your nose gets fucked up from talking lots of bullshit.
Guy talking to friend - “I fs heelflipped that road gap.”

Friend - “Bullshit...be careful man you don’t wanna get max nose from telling lies. You won’t be able to sneeze properly
by Kid Creepy May 12, 2020
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loud nose

High quality canabis flower in which smells very strong.
Hit me up for loud nose $1800/lb
by Meat cleever 69 May 24, 2020
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Free nosing

The act of wearing a mask to protect your self from Coronavirus but not covering your nose, making this act of wearing PPE an act in futility.
That person looks stupid the are free nosing in public. Should I give them a a lesson in how to don a P-95 mask or let them go on that way.
by J-Jim June 18, 2020
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Black Nosing

A white person who's subjugating themselves before black people solely for personal gain, social status or salvation through virtue signalling.
The police chief agreed all white people are racist and is on his knees washing random black people's feet. He's just black nosing to keep his job!
by Riblitz21 June 22, 2020
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