Cut & Run

To leave without debate or facing the issue.

Person 1 : "You think you're a celebrity because of your notoriety as a complete tard"
Tard : "I be stars, man."
Person 2 : "Nice Cut & Run. You just proved you are indeed a moron. Even the army of Tardistan wouldn't let you enlist."

by NonTard May 25, 2007

cut the carpet

to sever all ties, to break off all relations with (someone)

When my best friend betrayed me by sleeping with my wife, I cut the carpet between us.

by soy_sauce June 10, 2010

cut friend

fuck buddy - a platonic friendship that involves occasional sexual intercourse.

"You still hooking up with your cut fried?"

by B December 3, 2003

Cutting Muffins

A euphemism for farting. Similar to cut the cheese or baking brownies.

Everyone thought the smell was just Greg baking brownies, when in actuality he was cutting muffins.

by eeyore57 September 3, 2004

telephone cut

A cut, usually with an ox, that is curved from one's ear to their upper lip. This represents a telephone. Can also be a verb; the act of giving someone this type of cut.

"She came up out that fight with a telephone cut, yo! That bitch got *bleep*ed up!"

"I'ma telephone cut that ho!"

by KK From Around the Way May 14, 2005

cut downs

Originators, or the founding members (O.Gs) of a criminal street gang. Commonly used by Southern Hispanic gangs in Los Angeles but can be used to refer to any generation of gangsters from its early inception.

Tiny Gangster: Damn ese who's that bald-headed vato with the cane and eye patch?
Peewee: That's the homie Husky, he's been repping the varrio since the cut downs.
Tiny Gangster: Orale holmes..

by HushOne May 12, 2017

cutting a loaf

Squeezing one's anus to "snip" the excrement that is leaving your bowels.

when a poo is dangling and you squeeze your anus to make the exiting poo drop it is known as cutting a loaf.

by coindealercornwall.co.uk April 14, 2015