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by sneakysweeny November 7, 2010
Get the Lord Blackwoodmug. 
Sass lord is the highest rank of sass one can achieve. They are the Bruce Lee of verbal scuffle, master of their craft. They thrive in chaotic skirmishes as they are the best at finding flaws in whatever you're saying, and if there's none, create ones. Picking a fight with a sass lord means you are fighting a losing battle, the more witnesses there are the more this statement stand since sass lords are professionals at getting everyone on their side against you.
Kid 1: *Starts making fun of random peoples*
Kid 2: Hey you should stop that before you catch the sass lord attention.
Sass Lord: *Cracks neck while making a self sufficient smile*
Kid 2: Oh shit mate you're done for. I'm out of here.
Kid 2: Hey you should stop that before you catch the sass lord attention.
Sass Lord: *Cracks neck while making a self sufficient smile*
Kid 2: Oh shit mate you're done for. I'm out of here.
by APowerfulBeing January 21, 2021
Get the Sass Lordmug. a word used to express respect or love to someone, you can also use this word to assert dominance over someone.
by captain lord November 13, 2019
Get the shlt lordmug. by I_like_cheez-its June 19, 2018
Get the cupcake lordmug. by bigger DlCK DADDY September 13, 2020
Get the lord of pussymug. (n) A proper name for God that is most commonly uttered by white college-aged evangelical Christians in parachurch organizations (such as InterVarsity Christian Fellowship, Campus Crusade for Christ, and The Navigators) and mindless youth ministries during group prayer in a vain attempt to soften their language and hide their narcissism. It's origin is the collapse of the default prayer phrase "Lord, we just..." A phrase containing irony in that, while supposedly praying to God, one expresses what are more likely their own desires/opinions arrived at without thoughtful discernment.
When praying: "Lord Wejust want to thank you for being you. Lord Wejust want to praise you. Lord Wejust want you to call down your heavenly fire on those unbelievers/Iraqis/pro-choicers/homosexuals because of the truth of your Name."
OR
"Lord Wejust thank you that we are not like other people: thieves, rogues, adulterers, or even like this tax collector. We fast twice a week; We give a tenth of all our income." (See Luke 18:11-12)
OR
"Lord Wejust thank you that we are not like other people: thieves, rogues, adulterers, or even like this tax collector. We fast twice a week; We give a tenth of all our income." (See Luke 18:11-12)
by United Methodist Seminary Student September 9, 2005
Get the Lord Wejustmug.