Golden water board

When a girl squats over your face while grabbing onto your head and peeing directly onto your face hence making it hard to breathe while she is pissing on you.

Make sure you drink a lot of water before you give him a golden water board

by snoozieWTF September 9, 2025

.0.Avenida, Balls In Yourz Mouth, Card Board cardboard CARD bOARD, DESVIAR, Extemporaneous, Esotéricas, Foresight, Holeztjkt, Kolezjht, Quolezjft.0.

.0.Avenida, Balls In Yourz Mouth, Card Board cardboard CARD bOARD, DESVIAR, Extemporaneous, Esotéricas, Foresight, Holeztjkt, Kolezjht, Quolezjft.0.

.0.Avenida, Balls In Yourz Mouth, Card Board cardboard CARD bOARD, DESVIAR, Extemporaneous, Esotéricas, Foresight, Holeztjkt, Kolezjht, Quolezjft.0.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 29, 2025

bulletin board

The place where SMS shorthands like YAML (Yeah, I Am Making Love) oftentimes originate from

I found the latest SMS shorthand on the bulletin board; it’s where all the cool kids share their new lingo!

by Emotional Cruiser November 3, 2025

Ouija Boarding

V. Derived from ghosting; refusing to communicate with someone until they contact you first.

"I wanted to see who actually cared about talking to me so I started Ouija Boarding everyone I know."

by Kikipowow November 13, 2025

Fartcuterie Board

A rendition of a charcuterie board that only includes food that makes one cut off major fart gasses. Includes items such as broccoli, cauliflower, pickled eggs, bean dip, hummus etc.

I went over to Gregg's house and he was serving fartcuterie boards. Everyone was letting out major rippers!

by Banter-King December 31, 2025

Fartcuterie Board

A rendition of a charcuterie board that only includes food that makes one cut off major fart gasses. Includes items such as broccoli, cauliflower, pickled eggs, bean dip, hummus etc.

I went over to Gregg's house and he was serving mad fartcuterie boards. Everyone was letting out major rippers!

by Banter-King December 31, 2025

Tennessee charcuterie board

When you have been working in the hot Tennessee heat and haven't showered for 3 or more days, then a girl goes down on you. Have her scrape her teeth/braces across the skin of your penis while running her fingers in the crease between your leg and balls. The resulting mix of sweaty nut cheese and flaked cock skin is used to flavor her BJ for you.

"I worked all week in the field and Sarah was so horny when I came home, I didn't even have time to shower and gave her a Tennessee charcuterie board."

by Falco21 February 15, 2025