Shitsy nine

The standard 69 position, but the person on top tries to poop on the bottom person's forehead while both partners perform oral sex.

My hair was dyed brown after my wife and I shitsy nined last night.

by Chewpacabra69 September 25, 2018

Nine-Pack

When someone is so tough that they got a nine pack.

Nine-Pack Means someone so tough they got a nine pack.

"Maaann, Lego Batman so tough he got a nine pack."

by Nine Pack March 09, 2024

Oh-Nine Factor

Equal to 0.000000001%. An extremely low probability of something occurring. Was seen in Neon Genesis Evangelion.

The chance of this working is 0.000000001%, or pathetically enough an Oh-Nine Factor.

by DarthShinji January 26, 2014

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 06, 2025

Urban Nine

Urban Nine a guy who fucks you in your sleep

Man bro it felt like Urban Nine was inside me

by Urban Nine February 02, 2023

The Power Nine

A name given by players of Magic: The Gathering to nine incredibly rare cards printed primarily in Alpha, Beta, and Unlimited known as Ancestral Recall, Black Lotus, Mox Emerald, Mox Jet, Mox Pearl, Mox Ruby, Mox Sapphire, Timetwister and Time Walk. These cards are widely considered the most powerful cards in the game, but are however illegal in every tournament format except for Vintage in which they are Restricted and therefore cannot contain more than one copy. Common attempts by Magic: The Gathering creators have been made to replicate the abilities possessed by Power Nine cards, but for a larger price to pay and/or for less effect- which further contributes to why these cards are considered so valuable. The five mana-producing Mox cards belonging to the Power Nine are commonly referred to as ‘The Moxen’ alongside the four other Power Nine. Although more ‘Mox’ cards were created, as were more additional turn spells in alignment with ‘Time Walk’, no others were later considered additional members of The Power Nine.

Joshua possesses every existing card from The Power Nine- I want to be like him!

by Alostsoulfound May 03, 2024

4 eighty nine

from a song remix called: Christmas acidjazz

Its from an ad promoting sales in a store, the character whos promoting the sales is called hhgreg

hey do you like the song 4 eighty nine?

by sugarlicious June 04, 2024