secks muffin

Noun1. a pimp that bakes

Noun2. a ghetto baker that gets chicks

Verb3. a prostitute that toasts bread

"Omg, the guy named J-Rick that works in the doughnut shop on garvey is a secks muffin."

by J-Rick Lu July 22, 2006

muffin man

A man that performs oral sex on a woman.

Susie seems to be glowing more than usual today. She must have been visited by the muffin man.

by itsjussme February 28, 2004

split the muffin

While penetrating a woman from behind, insert both thumbs into the anus and pull apart, in turn, opening the anus and making the womans buttocks resemble an english muffin being split open.

My girlfriend was being a dirty slut, she even asked me to split the muffin!

by Douche McGouche November 29, 2007

Chubbin Muffin

Chubbin means to eat.

and

Muffin means to cup your hand around your anus when you fart and waft it towards your friends/enemy/innocent by-standers mouth/nose


when you put them together it literally means to eat a fart

Gerald:*farts*
Brandon:Dude did you just fart?
Gerald:*in the background cupping his hand and moving his fart towards Brandons face*
Brandon:WTF!!What are you doing Gerald?!?!
Gerald:*ROFLcopters*Umm...you'll see.
Brandon:*Gags*WTF dude you just made me chubb a muffin!!!

by AgG SP Ball3r September 9, 2005

Magic Muffins

Muffins that are baked with marijuana/cocaine/other drugs inside them.

I am totally getting baked from those magic muffins dude.

by Michael6062 December 23, 2008

Dingleberry Muffin

N. a female's pubic hair that is matted up with semen, vaginal juices, menstrual blood, or any other fluid.

Sally: "My pussy hairs are starting to stick together. What the fuck?"

Stan: "You have a dingleberry muffin you stupid cunt. Why don't you wash your pubic hair, or better yet how about trimming that bush!"

by mvillemuffinman July 19, 2010

Scorch Muffin

Sexy piece of ass.

Hey, Shannon come here my little scorch muffin.

by smallfry2128 December 16, 2008