mustache moan

when a girl rubs her mouth on you mustache and moans while doing it

that girl was mustache moaning on me

by shrekisloveshrekislife123 June 8, 2017

Moustachioed

The act of ejaculating into ones hand and wiping it onto anothers upper lip. "Moustachioed"

Oh man I just completely "moustachioed " Jonnny

by L-Lion August 6, 2017

mustache dick

a hairy dick

i have a mustache dick

by Asshairy September 5, 2017

mustache bros

When two males grow mustaches at the same time and keep them trimmed in the same fashion.

Jimmy wanted to be mustache bros with Tim, but Tim rejected the idea and shaved his mustache off.

by mrscolonelsanders December 15, 2017

Mustahed

A Mustahed is a rare species. The chances of one seeing a Mustahed in their duration of lifetime is very slim. Usually when you meet one, he looks like an eggplant with no pimples bitch. Take care of a Mustahed for he will never get pimples and he is good at cricket.

Yo my name is Mustahed and I got no pimples bitch.

by eggplantpimple October 22, 2018

Mustache High Five

excuse for male kissing another male without being outright gay

Boof wouldn't stop mustache high five - ing me last night, i think i may have contracted something

by SNDSKY October 23, 2018

Moustaching

Moustaching refers to the curl of a womans pubic hair during Intercourse, mixing with semen and other bodily fluids the hair get curled to resemble a moustache during the act.

Hooked-up with a girl last night, she was so wet her pubes were moustaching

by Lanky_Loon May 4, 2019