Muff Munted

The abilitiy to eat out a pussy like a Rotwiler looking for his favorate chew toy.

Guy 1: Pete muff munted Sheilal like a worm in a trap last night.
Guy 2: Thats what I hered, aparently she screamed like like there was no tomorow.

by Hamburgler 69 February 1, 2010

Muff Bone

That boney area where the muff is above the pussy that sticks out on some girls.

I couldn't tell what that hard boney area was on my girlfriend just above her pussy untill I made her shave her pubic area, then i noticed she had a hell of a muff bone there.

by kriptonic- August 23, 2011

Muffdust

The explosive powdery substance that explodes into the air from an extremely dry vaginal cavity during sexual contact. For some girls (mostly those found at raves) who strongly believe they are unicorns; this may contain glitter

I was hittin it and I heard her moan but when I looked down all I saw was a cloud of muffdust. Shoulda had a respirator on

by UhLay November 15, 2018

Myt muffer

Myt muffer is someone that likes the taste of black vagina.

Jirre jys n myt muffer

Is jy laf.. Ek like nie kaffer koek nie

by JirreJysGay January 3, 2021

muff daddy

What former Monty Python member Eric Idle will call himself if he ever decides to become a rapper.

Eric Idle decided on Muff Daddy during his visit to Jon Stewart on the Daily Show.

by Jet April 9, 2005

muff tickler

The tuft of hair under a persons lower lip, that when the act of muff diving takes place, the muff tickle caresses the bean.

that dude has a kick ass muff tickler

by Bob Denne January 28, 2004

Muff Cabbage

"MUFF GARBAGE," but when spoken with a thick Jersey accent it sounds like "Muff Cabbage."

Muff Garbage (or Muff Cabbage) is a term invented by the creators of the television show South Park and had no prior usage before the Oct.14, 2010 airing of the South Park episode "It's a Jersey Thing."

I'm a 14 year-old moron who is addicted to South Park, so I'm gonna start saying Muff Cabbage all the time.

by eyeballish October 19, 2010