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Mississippi runny eggs

When one commences diarrhea upon an iron skillet, when said skillet has been preheated to a minimum temperature of 300 degrees (Fahrenheit). After being cooked evenly on both sides, the meal is served to one's sexual partner. This can be served as is, or one has the option to incorporate condiments ex. (Seminal fluid, female discharge, etc.).
My husband prepared Mississippi Runny Eggs this morning for me, he's sure getting this cookie tonight.
by painthuffer52 April 9, 2025
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Mississippi Whitewash

Act by which a male ejaculates into their hand and smears the contents onto a recipient's face like a paint brush.
"My mom told me human sperm is good for the skin, so I selflessly gave her a Mississippi Whitewash."
by Frank Sterling December 31, 2013
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mississippi fire fighter

The art of lighting a girls pubes on fire and then putting the fire out with your cun
Hey babe wanna give am the Mississippi fire fighter
by Bobbies69 September 5, 2016
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mississippi pot roast

when you and your brother spitroast your sister together
Yeah, I've had a threesome before. We did the mississippi pot roast!
by holdenfraserwatson January 16, 2024
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Mississippi Prickly pear

When a porcupine spikes the head of your penis with its spikes and the tip becomes purple and spiky
Yo did you hear about Joe Rogan, He got a Mississippi Prickly Pear last weekend when he was hunting.
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mississippi soup kettle

When you take a shit and use the shit water as lube to jerk off
I sat on the toilet for so long I decided to give myself a mississippi soup kettle
by Brickhouse11 October 16, 2020
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