miami super soaker

a miami super soaker is when you an STD while you’re cross faded in a hotel room at 3:14am off a bottle of henny and 2 black & milds with a 3.5 of some reggie off a sketchy plug who got locked up for aggravated robbery inside a gas station and he needs a retwist and has a set of gold grills and swears he’s “from the trenches” but has a chrysler 300 with star lights and his daddy payed for his college tuition to FSU.

guy from the trenches- “ man i’m down bad for ol lady over there with the BBL, i can’t get over how many are around here”

you- “you talking about shaliquah? she gave me a miami super soaker last year”

guy from the trenches- “what’s that?”

you- “look at the urban dictionary”

by BootySucker18000.19 ILikeAss April 3, 2024

Miramonte High School

a school with a ton of money that refuses to spend it on wifi

"dude we have to submit the warmup for biezad"
"the wifi isn't fucking working I tried guest AND student. miramonte high school is such a joke"

by poosaigh April 23, 2024

miami mint

mmmmmm elf bar

mmmm miami mint

by Yeeyeetreepp April 29, 2024

Miramichi schools

Mvhs a filthy hick school full of crack head students that fight all the time making the news for how unsafe it is combined with the teachers and students are addicted to Methamphetamine and ketamine. Blackville the school that is shat on by the rest of the district no apparent problems just it is a bad school. JMH what is worse than going to jmh is going to Chattem the crack head capital of nb the only. boner law the most erect school in asdn most students have an erectile dysfunction for attending boner law. the only good school is nser

the schools are terible besides nser of the Miramichi schools

by Notlast May 8, 2024

Misael

THE BESTEST MOST GENOURES MOST FUNNY MOST CARING MOST DASHING MOST SPECIAL MOST EXTRAVEGANT MOST EXTRAORDANARY MOST AWESOMEST BEST FRIEND IN THE UNISERVE/GALAXY/WORLD/PLANET/SPACE/AFTERLIFE/DEMENTION/EARTH'S CORE/ CURRENT LIFE EVVVERRRRR...thank you :)

MISAEL IS THE BESTTTTTTTT

by looveboat May 10, 2024

Miami Vicing

The act of stretching out your male organ using a bench vice.

When Riley goes into the garage 9 times out of 10 he’s Miami Vicing

by mike charter May 22, 2024

Miami Tickler

When a group of men tickle a naked woman until she pees in a cup, and promptly drinks the pee.

Let’s all have a Miami Tickler with Gina

by Professional shitter May 27, 2024