mantas

a double ray(s)
Put two rays together to make one.
Four in the pink four in the stink

'fats manta d a chick last night'
'i'd manta that'
'i'd give her a manta'
'your mum was a good manta'

by james March 7, 2005

mental masturbation

To perform some activity, typically IT related, where performing the activity gives the performer near sexual pleasure while doing it, yet nothing of any value or lasting value is produced. Mental masturbation is reasonably acceptable in the privacy of the performer's home, where their time is free (in money terms), but not on their employer's time. Mental masturbation can be the cause and reason for overly complicated and hard to understand IT solutions being implemented in one company, despite simpler, more commonly understood and tried and tested solutions to the same problem being used at a number of other companies in the same industry.

To workmate, on Monday morning, "Guess what I did over the weekend! I rewrote Linux in FORTAN! Cool huh! Next weekend I'm going to rewrite it in COBOL!"
Workmate, unimpressed, "That sounds like mental masturbation to me."

by Shylock Merchant September 22, 2008

Mantana

Another nickname for Montana since the average male to female ratio is anywhere from 5:1 to 30:1 depending on which "neck of the woods" you live in. Also, when people think of Montana they usually think of an iconic image of a rough-hewn cowboy on a horse riding through the mountains like a Marlboro man. It's considered man country because you have to be reasonably tough to live in Montana through the winter months.

"Come to Mantana..,where you don't lose your girlfriend, you just lose your turn!"

"No, I wasn't referencing the movie, Brokeback Mountain. Most Mantana men are NOT gay."

by Dr. Nordoslavic January 27, 2013

Mental Note

A crap band. i.e people who can't play any instruments.

Mental note are crap

by Tom Outram February 23, 2005

dog mantality

The pursuit of pussy no matter the distraction or circumstance.

My friend fucked his girlfriend on the floor of her room 1 room away from her parents. THATS DOG MANTALITY!

by MR.Pavicic October 8, 2009

Atheist Mental gymnastics

A phrase used by those who cannot handle analytical
thinking and can only handle simple thinking and simple
explanations. Atheist Mental gymnastics is required to figure out
difficult questions and topics.

Normal people: God is real he created everything
Atheists: wrong and I have nothing to prove it
Normal people: bruh that's some serious Atheist Mental gymnastics because you'll still die

by Atheistsarelyingtothemselvs November 13, 2020

mantastic

1) A person of the male persuasion portraying feminine qualities or accessories. Usually used in a sarcastic fashion.
2) A particularly exceptional sexual encounter with a male

1) Wow John, that bag you're carrying is mantastic!
2) Susan: So, was he any good?
Jane: Yes, it was mantastic!

by Sergeant Obvious September 16, 2008