Famous for the morbius meal that consists of chips fish and a mug root beer for just 4.99. It is also has the highest hygiene rating of all time with a 6/5
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by Best chippy of all time May 28, 2022
Get the Binley mega chippymug. Mega Bitchessi - a highly evolved mutated Bonessi(see Bonessi) When Bitchessi uses her voices, the strong vocal vibrations cause your eyes, ears and nose to bleed because the normal human body cannot handle the sound.
The nails of the Bitchessi have developed a strong organic steel like layer and have the ability to increase and decrease their length at will. They also secret a venom. If the venom enters your bloodstream, your body will go into paralysis only allowing you to speak in spanish verbs. The tongue becomes slit and long like a snake.
When Mega Bitchessi gets angry she will shed her skin revealing a layer of green scales, only growing her human skin back when she calms down. She crawls on all fours and her adhesive palms and feet allow her to stick to walls. She has developed selective super hearing allowing her to hear spanish verbs conjugated wrong and will pounce on all perpetrators of the “crime.” Her eyes will piece into your soul making you see your greatest fear.
The biggest trigger of this mutation is the mention of Joe Biden, or the mention of LGBTQ rights and multiple genders. Hearing these words causes the Bonessi to become encased in a cocoon until emerging as a Mega Bitchessi.
It is possible to reverse this transformation under very rare circumstances. It must suck the 1-inch penis Donald Trump while he is singing the communist national anthem. The Mega Bitchessi will calm down. Only then, can the process be reversed.
The nails of the Bitchessi have developed a strong organic steel like layer and have the ability to increase and decrease their length at will. They also secret a venom. If the venom enters your bloodstream, your body will go into paralysis only allowing you to speak in spanish verbs. The tongue becomes slit and long like a snake.
When Mega Bitchessi gets angry she will shed her skin revealing a layer of green scales, only growing her human skin back when she calms down. She crawls on all fours and her adhesive palms and feet allow her to stick to walls. She has developed selective super hearing allowing her to hear spanish verbs conjugated wrong and will pounce on all perpetrators of the “crime.” Her eyes will piece into your soul making you see your greatest fear.
The biggest trigger of this mutation is the mention of Joe Biden, or the mention of LGBTQ rights and multiple genders. Hearing these words causes the Bonessi to become encased in a cocoon until emerging as a Mega Bitchessi.
It is possible to reverse this transformation under very rare circumstances. It must suck the 1-inch penis Donald Trump while he is singing the communist national anthem. The Mega Bitchessi will calm down. Only then, can the process be reversed.
by fakeitflowers November 19, 2020
Get the Mega Bitchessimug. A chip shop located in the suburb of Binley, Coventry that recently exploded in popularity due to TikTok's new 'singing text to speech' feature. The feature reads out text in a TikTok that is read in song form, in the tune of "He's A Jolly Good Fellow" or "Let's All Go To The Lobby".
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