Meeting Induced Panic

A panic attack brought on after realizing you are late for a meeting that you were not actually invited to. Usually brought on by a calendar with so many meetings and you suffer from the delusion that you have been invited to all meetings.

Jim had a Meeting Induced Panic when he overheard his co-workers discussing a meeting they just left.
Jim suffers from MIP.

by circlesofindecision January 24, 2017

meetnar

The gross, fatty part of a steak that you can’t chew

Waiter: “how’s the steak”
Me: “pretty good, but next time cut out the meetnar”

by Fcalleycat September 25, 2017

Meetiholic

A person who is addicted to meetings, even when they're supposed to be on holiday.

A: hey, have you seen Ray?
B: who?
A: the Meetiholic.

B: oh, he passed out from whole day binge meetings.

by Jacquesie July 27, 2018

meeting Kim

v. Avoiding real work or important issues by attending a photo-op disguised as a pointless meeting with a feel-good premise.

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I would love to come to the council session where my dismissal is being discussed but I will be meeting Kim this evening. I ‘m told there will be cake.

by gnostic3 July 3, 2019

Meeting Pants

When you usually dress causal for work but have specific pants that you only wear when you have an important meeting. For example, weekly department meetings or other.

Sally wore his meeting pants every Wednesday for our department meeting.

by Jackpot!cs August 20, 2019

Meeting With Mr. Takashita

A socially acceptable way to let someone know you are going to use the restroom.

I'll have to call you back, about to jump into a meeting with Mr. Takashita.

by Naris August 21, 2019

Meeting Fucked

When you have meetings back to back all day

I'm meeting fucked today. When asked if you have any free time

by landofpandas991 February 6, 2020