matthew

a matthew is a dumb cunt who suckes to much dick and doesn't own up to things he did

oh my fucking god... matthew does not confess that he cheated

by inferno855 July 21, 2018

Matthew

A highly autistic child that only says "no u." and dabs all the time. He is not good at dabbing!

Stop saying no u Matthew

by Big Momma 81 October 26, 2018

Matthew

A kid who usually loves watching hentai. Matthews are sadistic inside and love to pop their tootsie rolls into usually korts ass. They are very immature and they are vagina repellent

Hannah:Ew look at that kid he’s watching hentai
Makena:Yeah who’s that kid anyway

Kort: That Matthew

by Rangaha timaman goyum tirumgai November 13, 2017

Matthew

1) A man who has a tendency to allow woman to ride him
2)A man who goes into Kid- Cudi Induced coma's
3)Usually a man who will clap anyones cheeks in a childrens toy store

OMG!!! Matthew literallly clapped my cheeks at the Lego store while we listened to Sonic: Beat It by Micheal Jackson.

by Darklejandro November 15, 2016

Matthew

hes strong has a big dick and is a extremely attractive latino. He has a sexy girlfriend and loyal friends that will back him any time. He also has excellent hair and brown eyes.

Matthew is long and a cute guy.

by Matthew latino June 04, 2021

Matthew

Damn Matthew he got them big calves. He walks like a beast.. no one messes with Matthew. Clumsy as fuck, your nose piercing will fly out if mat throws a pillow at you... if your near him you will get bruises...

“Hey man, wear thick clothing, that mans a Matthew”

by Whatshappening11 May 29, 2021

Matthew

Cannot spell basic words. Thinks he’s spicy but isn’t. And is actually garbage at mario kart

Matthew spells friends “fiends”

by Nanakwnananajna March 28, 2018