Matthew

Matthew is not a very smart person. He lacks smartness. In other words he is STUPID.

Hey look Matthew failed a test

That’s typical Matthew

by I am the urban God June 3, 2018

Matthew

Gay ass kid

Ron is a Matthew

by Sunseaus January 22, 2020

Matthew

He's god of us peasants, the guy who put thousands of mugs on a road and got fired, the holy one who cleanses us with bowls. It's Matthew.

Guy 1: Hey Matthew, can I have a glass of water?

Matthew: ...
Guy 1: Matthew?
Matthew: Sure.
Guy 1: Matthew.
Matthew: What?
Guy 1: This is a bowl.
Matthew: Drink it.

by WhothehellusedBowlastheirname October 16, 2019

Matthew

The Most Gayest Guy On Earth And He Rapes People

That Dude Jack Is A Matthew

by BillyBobJoeWilly December 8, 2017

Matthew

Usually has the surname of Phipps, extremely smart and rather good at English. They tends to explain words we don't know with more words we don't know. Although, They is rubbish at accents They always makes us laugh with all their biblical banta! They love to make jokes that make us laugh but then tell us to be quite.... hmmmmm makes sense !!! But they a bit of a lad

Matthews prefers 9D and is the best English Teacher!!

by Biblical banta December 2, 2016

Matthew

A donkey who is annoying

Stop being a Matthew

by Hamejekwhahsjf April 18, 2019

Matthew

Likes eating rice 24/7. He has a crush on the girl at school who watches anime and bts. His forehead depicts his future.

Matthew really likes that girl named Abooz. Wow, Matthew, you're so intelligent! 😳

by CJTB100 December 10, 2019