Matthew

He's god of us peasants, the guy who put thousands of mugs on a road and got fired, the holy one who cleanses us with bowls. It's Matthew.
Guy 1: Hey Matthew, can I have a glass of water?

Matthew: ...
Guy 1: Matthew?
Matthew: Sure.
Guy 1: Matthew.
Matthew: What?
Guy 1: This is a bowl.
Matthew: Drink it.
by WhothehellusedBowlastheirname October 17, 2019
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Ron is a Matthew
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Usually has the surname of Phipps, extremely smart and rather good at English. They tends to explain words we don't know with more words we don't know. Although, They is rubbish at accents They always makes us laugh with all their biblical banta! They love to make jokes that make us laugh but then tell us to be quite.... hmmmmm makes sense !!! But they a bit of a lad
Matthews prefers 9D and is the best English Teacher!!
by Biblical banta December 02, 2016
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matthew is the type of nigga to be gay and have a small peen while being extremely tall and and likes to play clash of clans. Matthew is also the type of guy to be friends with cruz
Oh shit its Matthew. RUN
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Likes eating rice 24/7. He has a crush on the girl at school who watches anime and bts. His forehead depicts his future.
Matthew really likes that girl named Abooz. Wow, Matthew, you're so intelligent! 😳
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Stop being a Matthew
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Matthew/matty would make a very good boyfriend very good looking handsome and always dresses well he is very sporty and has lovely blue eyes
Matthew is my friend
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