coke machine on legs

Incredibly large person

Kristy is a coke machine on legs

by Peter Doobes June 20, 2006

Rage Against The Machine

(3/4 in an ok band called audioslave) RATM are one of the most under rated yet greatest bands ever, anyone who says they never did anything to change things obviously has no clue wat there talkin about, protests, rallies etc yes they may have sold records but in the capitalist world the only option (sadly is money) they got noticed due to this. Rage rule anyone who says otherwise needs there head examined. nuff sed!!

Oh ye put on sum rage
ye rage kick ass

by Anonymous September 20, 2003

washing machine

A term when performing oral sex on a dude, the other person will use soap as lube and roll his balls around in his/her mouth.

Dude 1: "Man, last night was great, she gave me a washing machine."
Dude 2: "Oh really, what kind of soap did she use, I find dawn to work the best!"

by No need to mention me January 29, 2006

Baby Making Machines

Females of birth giving age.

In addressing the problem of Japan's low birth rate the health minister of Japan, Hakuo Yanagisawa, said that: "Because the number of baby making machines and devices is fixed, all we can ask for is for them to do their best per head."

by Edmund Dorf December 9, 2008

rusty sewing machine

The opposite of a rusty trombone. Internationally hand signalled by pointing your index finger toward a fictional v-hole while feigning to lick an imaginary fecally stained sphincter.

The other night when my girl came over, instead of getting a rusty trombone I thought I'd do something nice for her. I told her to use the Kamode but not to wipe. Tonight was going to be her special night. The night of the rusty sewing machine.

by dis sho am good June 21, 2006

Machine

A complicated system created for a specific job either manual or automatic.

Machine

by Thispagewasmadeforme October 5, 2020

Machine Gun Kelly

A music artist from Ohio who had a decent rap career and decent fan base, but ended up getting into a Twitter argument with Eminem, and dissing him in a song called Rap Devil, ultimately ending his chances of gaining any respect as a rapper after Eminem's reply, Killshot. He now makes rock music, and has featured many artists, including YUNGBLUD. He is best friends with Saturday Night Live actor, Pete Davidson. His name is often abbreviated as "MGK"

An idiot: "Machine Gun Kelly makes trash music"
Anyone with a brain: "And he still gets more views than you, Karen."

by Just Another No Name June 6, 2022