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Josep Maria

A person with whom you can disappear from your reality for a moment and think of nothing else. Intelligent and insightful. Likes to spend time doing logarithms and dancing. He has a perfect ability to achieve what he sets out to do but has difficulty concentrating to watch movies. He tends to let herself be carried away by her emotions in a sincere and clear way. He is special and can establish a special connection with the so-called "Miquel" due to the excellent quality of their cuisine. Talking to him will always be a pleasure for others. He is, without a doubt, someone who will steal your heart.
He also has a big dick and a big booty.
Josep Maria, aquí no!
by czleuqim November 23, 2021
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pulled a maria

Forgetting something in the oven and burning it. Finnish proverb common within youths.
Rick totally pulled a maria with our food and burnt it. What a chef!
by Pav3 February 25, 2018
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Maria Paula

Maria Paula is a name of a good person and ais always a kinded soul.
She can be rude person and annoying but she can help.
They are always going to hit you and make your day better.
You always need her, she is always make you do the work even though make they feel welcome to the world.
Maria Paula herself.
They are normally short.
by anonymous February 9, 2023
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Maria

An innocent loving girl, she will always love you and finds a hard time holding a grudge but she wants the best for everyone, she is incredibly funny and loves making others smile. You will often find her eating in class and bringing your energy up. You are extremely lucky if you have a Maria in your life
person 1: * sad *

Maria : do you want some chips? this class is so boring
by eugene :)) November 18, 2020
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Maria

Maria. A words that also sounds like diarrhea. Which is funny because Maria is the biggest pile of human shit there is. Specifically, Maria Opeka captivates the true meaning of it. She is ugly inside and out and has the most stupid dog named Cannoli which makes sense because she is the typical Italian- American. She does not really talk but just blurts out random noises. Its almost hilarious. The best way to describe Maria is that she is like a piece of popcorn kernel stuck between your teeth. I am kidding. Maria Opeka is a obsessive DILF hunter, and only in love celebrity men close far to old for her. She also experiences scenarios that have overtake her sense of reality. Maria has brown curly hair, olive skin, short, and has brown eyes. She is related to Angela who has the loudest farts.
Maria is the stinkest person ever
That is so Maria
by rydawg2828 September 16, 2021
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Maria

Maria is the most gorgeous girl you will ever meet in your life. Her ocean blue eyes will hypnotize any man that looks into them. Her ethereal beauty and angelic face captivates everyone's attention. Every girl wants to be Maria and every man wants to have her. A literal goddess, Maria turns everyone's head when she walks into a room. She is smart and cunning while extremely competitive. She is always the person you have the most fun with and she is up for anything. She is daring, brave and excels at everything she does. Once she sets her eyes are set on something nothing can get in her way from having it. She has the most beautiful and addictive smile and can make any one fall in love in a moment. Her long silky hair sparkles like gold whenever she moves. She is elegant with a perfect body and glass-like skin. She is in your mind 24/7 but you can't even be mad about it. Her personality outshines everyone else's and she can always make you laugh. She is extroverted and energetic and makes friends very quickly. She is a loyal friend and someone you can trust with your life. She's a good listener and gives great advice. You can talk to her for hours but it only feels like minutes. If you ever hurt her or her friends she will get to you. Every guy wants Maria but her eyes are on one guy. Her seductive aura can leave you dazed. She is the epitome of beauty and any man's dream. The thought of her will haunt your mind forever. Never let her go.
Boy1: Did you see Maria today? She looked gorgeous. I can't get Maria out of my mind
Boy2: Yeah I know man I've never met anyone like her. She's so fucking hot
by avaheart88 April 29, 2023
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Maria

"Whos maria" "she bed fimeene"
by PENSYEHNH January 15, 2022
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