You: Man I'm bored, I think I should get a snack but I'm too tired.
Mom: Your so lazy, Get up!
You: Mom, its National be a lazy ass day, Did you forget?
Mom: Hey! No swearing!
Mom: Your so lazy, Get up!
You: Mom, its National be a lazy ass day, Did you forget?
Mom: Hey! No swearing!
by The biggest idiot in the world July 24, 2023
Get the National be a lazy ass daymug. by dynamite blowfish March 10, 2014
Get the lazy lardmug. A person who is good at their job, and not actually lazy - but is someone who never replaces the toilet paper, never buys the milk, never empties the bins, never buys the doughnuts, never sweeps up, never refills the coffee, thus is functionally lazy
by Col Decker November 17, 2021
Get the functionally lazymug. A girl you can crack whenever,no need to put in much effort she’s not like regular girls where you need to chase,she will let you crack just because she wants to get cracked
by Therealsharkerrrr February 22, 2025
Get the Lazy daymug. Psychopathic laziness refers to a willful and emotionally detached refusal to exert effort or fulfill responsibilities, often paired with manipulativeness, superficial charm, or entitlement. It is not mere procrastination or low motivation, but a morally vacant disregard for the burdens one places on others by choosing not to act.
🧠 How It Differs From Regular Laziness:
Ordinary Laziness Psychopathic Laziness
Driven by fatigue, fear, apathy Driven by entitlement, disdain, or manipulation
Feels guilt or shame Feels no remorse or concern for consequences
Avoids work but may regret it Avoids work and justifies it with cold rationality
Passive and anxious Often charming, strategic, and exploitative
🧱 Example (Institutional Context):
A leader who allows dangerous conditions to persist in a shelter not because they’re overwhelmed, but because they simply don’t care and know they won’t be held accountable, could be said to embody psychopathic laziness.
Ordinary Laziness Psychopathic Laziness
Driven by fatigue, fear, apathy Driven by entitlement, disdain, or manipulation
Feels guilt or shame Feels no remorse or concern for consequences
Avoids work but may regret it Avoids work and justifies it with cold rationality
Passive and anxious Often charming, strategic, and exploitative
🧱 Example (Institutional Context):
A leader who allows dangerous conditions to persist in a shelter not because they’re overwhelmed, but because they simply don’t care and know they won’t be held accountable, could be said to embody psychopathic laziness.
by ur_dictionary May 28, 2025
Get the Psychopathic Lazinessmug. When large corporations are lazy and do things half assedly or decide to drop something to do something else because 5 billion dollars is not a large enough budget to multitask. This usually inconveniences people but not really the corporation because they only lost 2.5 million dollars, and that's chump change.
Example SONY marketing the ps vita. Yes, it happened.
Example SONY marketing the ps vita. Yes, it happened.
Person 1: The PS vita is so good!
Person 2: What the fuck is that?
Person 1: A handheld that playstation released that looks great and has tons of power!
Person 2: I haven't seen any ads for it or anything, if it's so good, why does nobody know about it?
Person 1: Corporate laziness is to blame as usual.
Person 2: What the fuck is that?
Person 1: A handheld that playstation released that looks great and has tons of power!
Person 2: I haven't seen any ads for it or anything, if it's so good, why does nobody know about it?
Person 1: Corporate laziness is to blame as usual.
by Urban Dick(tionary) March 24, 2025
Get the Corporate lazinessmug. by BlazedSushi January 3, 2024
Get the Lazy Sunday Fanmug.