by Snow White Gaming September 24, 2020

your scrolling through tiktok until a shitty Gacha heat video pops up. You see the same stereotypical pink uwu fluffy short pole dancing pissing maid cat.
Basically, only of these little fuckers usually is short with pink hair. Don’t forget the cat ears, that when magically have been put down turn into wolf ears. Their senpais usually have black hair, shirtless. One alpha scarry broken 2018 magical depressed emo wolf and a blood sucking love vampire. Basically their entire appearance is just Barbie pink. However, Barbie is disgusted that she has to share a colour with a rat.
They wear fake cat paws, and literally have no gender. Wether it’s a boy or a girl, they’re still flat as fuck, yet edits make them have Jupiter tits made by eyes from Gacha club, resized and moved down to their flat breasts.
To spot an uwu kitten, you have to know their habitat and language.
They speak in ~ and ~! Don’t ask why, you’ll know when you see one. Their natural habitat is Gacha life. Because Gacha club wrecked their choices of shirtless. Which then destroyed the community cause when the character was pale as fuck they couldn’t wear a brown shirt.
Behind the little shitty iPad 1st generation they are 5 years old but they refer themselves as 10 to the power of fucking 7243473393498 years old.
Basically, only of these little fuckers usually is short with pink hair. Don’t forget the cat ears, that when magically have been put down turn into wolf ears. Their senpais usually have black hair, shirtless. One alpha scarry broken 2018 magical depressed emo wolf and a blood sucking love vampire. Basically their entire appearance is just Barbie pink. However, Barbie is disgusted that she has to share a colour with a rat.
They wear fake cat paws, and literally have no gender. Wether it’s a boy or a girl, they’re still flat as fuck, yet edits make them have Jupiter tits made by eyes from Gacha club, resized and moved down to their flat breasts.
To spot an uwu kitten, you have to know their habitat and language.
They speak in ~ and ~! Don’t ask why, you’ll know when you see one. Their natural habitat is Gacha life. Because Gacha club wrecked their choices of shirtless. Which then destroyed the community cause when the character was pale as fuck they couldn’t wear a brown shirt.
Behind the little shitty iPad 1st generation they are 5 years old but they refer themselves as 10 to the power of fucking 7243473393498 years old.
Senpai: hey there my little Gacha maid kitten
kitten: o-oh hey senpai~
me: I’m paying for everybodies bleach. *cutely and kawaii kills every single fucking heat kitten*
kitten: o-oh hey senpai~
me: I’m paying for everybodies bleach. *cutely and kawaii kills every single fucking heat kitten*
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by Sleepover Gang Party January 27, 2023

to make someone your little kitten. basically to make someone want you so bad they’d do anything for you
by aphoticasf September 15, 2023

After 3 ajudacative fatal mistakes by the seniors home applicant we need a mandatory kitten to destress
by Cody5050 January 15, 2023

Some actual fucking idiot that is a female (usually) that meows for their owner AKA a discord mod and each time they meow for them they get like 2 yr nitro
Hey kinda like DreamIsGay
Quactittie: your my discord kitten now dream (gives Dream 2 yr nitro)
DreamIsGay: MEOW
GeorgeNotStraight: My heart has been broken one too many times (slaps quacktittie in the ass)
Quacktittie: (coughs in ipad kid)
EPIK ANIME BATTLE HAPPEN
Hey kinda like DreamIsGay
Quactittie: your my discord kitten now dream (gives Dream 2 yr nitro)
DreamIsGay: MEOW
GeorgeNotStraight: My heart has been broken one too many times (slaps quacktittie in the ass)
Quacktittie: (coughs in ipad kid)
EPIK ANIME BATTLE HAPPEN
like i said discord kittens are idiots on discord that meow for a discord mod to get like 2 year nitro
by Furriessuckcockforfunantifurry December 20, 2023
