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Beanbag Kid

A beanbag Kid is a person who has just graduated from University, has no working experience, wants €30-35K and who wants to work in a company where there are beanbags and free beer.
These BeanBag Kid's have ridiculous expectations!
by Rocoo October 16, 2018
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Rent-A-Kid

Rent-a-kids are usually the result
of the friendship between a non-rental
bringing around a friend and the friend
never leaves because their home
life sucks (in their eyes); and you feed them. They are alot like ferrel cats. If you give them the attention they crave and feed them enough, they stake claim of your couch/spare room/any flat surface with in your home deemed comfortable enough for sleep. Of course, like ferrel cats, they can be very vocal about their new family and consequently attract more rentals. When this happens, you're homestead
gets cute little nicknames from your
people, such as "Angie's Home for
Wayward Boys"
Picking up dinner on the way home, how many rent-a-kids are at the house?

Ok kiddo, here's the rules. You sleep here for more than 3 consecutive nights, your status defaults to "rent-a-kid" and are automatically thrown into the chore rotation. Tonight you got kitchen duty.
by Bayside_Beebs May 8, 2023
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Drunk or Kid

A game where the host tells a story about a really stupid thing they have done, and the other players have to bet on whether the story had occured when the host was a kid, or drunk. After the players bet, the host reveals the true story.
Host: -I ate a full packet of cinnamon because I thought it would taste good, then I threw up in the middle of the living room while crying my eyes out. Drunk or kid?
Player 1: -Drunk!
Player 2: -KId!
Player 3: -Drunk!
Host: -Kid. I was nine years old and I was hungry.
by wildwasteland December 26, 2014
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kid duck

a guy who looks and acts like kid rock at a kid rock show.
"Hey look, there goes kid duck" lets throw a beer on him.
by mrknthedrk October 2, 2012
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Kindi Kids

A spin-off of Shopkins, typically a "baby doll" that bobbles its head.

Kindi Kids gets its name from the word kindergarten. The American equivalent of preschool and Reception class at primary school. The dolls are all supposed to be youngsters getting started at kindergarten, with the additional accessories helping to create a fun classroom environment where the dolls play.
My sister got Kindi Kids for Christmas.
by Koria Cousley December 29, 2022
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hi kids

Used as a creepy way to greet kids if your a hobo or creep
(Hobo) hi kids!!!
(Kids) mommy!!!
(Hobo) I like where this is going hehe
by Epictailz January 24, 2017
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kitchen kid

in basic terms: a grub. dirty kid who starts fights at parties for no reason. usually hangs out in the kitchen at a party, segregated from the rest of the group. main objectives are to fuck the gross girls and drink all the beer in the fridge for free, then leave.
Mark: "do you want me to invite jesse?"
Dan: "fuck no, he's a kitchen kid. if he comes, then all his grubby kitchen kid friends will want to come."
Mark: "church to that!....'UNFRIEND'"
by lintybusiness December 28, 2011
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