llama jockey

Derogatory term to describe a person from Andean South American decent, possibly from the countries of Peru, Bolivia, Colombia or Ecuador.

Despite being a llama jockey, Jesse is very handsome

by Jserram3 November 14, 2014

Pollen jockey

What you would call someone who is an over-achiever when it comes to being environmentally friendly. Like a vegan who shoves it in your face is a perfect example of a pollen jockey. Annoying hippies, vegans, or environmentalists are considered pollen jockeys.

Waiter: What would you like to order?

Annoying vegan: bread and water please. Gluten free...

Me: I'll take the serloin medium rare please.

Waiter: Should be out in 5.

Annoying vegan: So I bet you really feel good about being the reason all these innocent animals are dying. You probably support deforestation and using only nuclear energy!Enjoy your fatty steak asshole!

Me: Quit being such a pollen jockey and enjoy your food. Or.. Your bread and water (facepalm)

by Your real name 2 July 26, 2016

Jabba Jockin

To have mad pull with others like jabba the hut where you don't even have to do anything but sit there, be a boss, and get all of ones needs/wants met.

We all want to be a boss, but leave that to those persuasive bastards jabba jockin erewhere they go.

by Catirandafly October 30, 2016

Tonsil Jockey

A "Tonsil Jockey" is a woman who is known for commonly sucking dick.

Hey did you hear, I got head from Becky.
That's not that impressive, she's a tonsil jockey.
Shit.

by Dylan Makesmemes February 7, 2017

Dong jockey

Likes to ride dicks

Dj is a real dong jockey. He loves the cock

by 216 wp May 17, 2017

top jockey

Woman who likes to go on top and ride cock hard

Your mum's a right top jockey

by Shagass September 8, 2017

suck jockey

A woman who enjoys performing fellatio on a man. Then riding him for awhile then performing fellatio again. This can go on until the cows come home, so to speak. If it makes everybody happy.

She told me she liked to go to the races, but she didn't have a gambling addiction. She wanted to be my suck jockey, she would lick me, suck me and ride me all night long. Frankly when she said I could be her Trifecta ticket I was a little worried. It wasn't that she might wear silks either. I had to make sure she wasn't into using crops or whips.

by Remersism January 13, 2018