stepped in a squished muffin

Having anal sex; to have anal sex

I stepped in a squished muffin this morning.

I spent all night stepping in a squished muffin.

Don't step in a squished muffin!

by LeFranc October 31, 2012

Step-less Dumbass

One dumbass's unrelated step-child who is a dumbass and has no brain.

Did that step-less dumbass call in his hours yet today?

by Gladys Anderson October 7, 2019

step dad issues

When you hate something as much as you hate your step dad. Originally said by William Haynes.

I have step dad issues with the media

by ChristopherTheWriter August 6, 2015

Stepped on a spirit duck

A spirit duck is crushed when a person passes gas (farts, toots, etc). It quacks but the duck itself cannot be seen because it's a spirit duck. An important distinction from "stepped on a duck"

(Person makes a loud fart). "Oops, I just stepped on a spirit duck."

by brandsilence September 20, 2011

step aside, herbicide

step aside, move aside, get out of the way.

(to man blocking subway door): 'step aside, herbicide!'

by marion ette May 12, 2015

step uncle granddy

When your step father is the uncle but is also the grand father to your kids.

Girl is that the step uncle granddy to your kids.

by Officall smurf December 22, 2016

Danny Two Step

When one proceeds to stick their big toe up another man or woman’s anal cavity, then take it out and then the person receiving the toe begins to suck it

Jack just gave Emma a Danny two step up the booty hole.

by Landonevans March 13, 2023