Scorch Muffin

Sexy piece of ass.

Hey, Shannon come here my little scorch muffin.

by smallfry2128 December 02, 2008

muffin bomb

1. an explosive orgasm during a period
2. a half-eaten stale muffin wrapped in a paper towel

1. she let out a real muffin bomb!
2. Julie threw the muffin bomb at Joe.

by Julise Wilkble October 10, 2007

Dingleberry Muffin

N. a female's pubic hair that is matted up with semen, vaginal juices, menstrual blood, or any other fluid.

Sally: "My pussy hairs are starting to stick together. What the fuck?"

Stan: "You have a dingleberry muffin you stupid cunt. Why don't you wash your pubic hair, or better yet how about trimming that bush!"

by mvillemuffinman July 19, 2010

dank muffin

the coolest of cool, the steezyest, most legit

"that kids such a dank muffin."

by joe:) March 20, 2008

muffin tuckets

The folds of skin located betwinx a womens legs, otherwise known as vaginal lips... usualy of abnormal proportions

"I jus wanna grab you by the muffin tuckets and OOGA BOOGA!"

by Dr. Thomas Jay August 16, 2005

split the muffin

While penetrating a woman from behind, insert both thumbs into the anus and pull apart, in turn, opening the anus and making the womans buttocks resemble an english muffin being split open.

My girlfriend was being a dirty slut, she even asked me to split the muffin!

by Douche McGouche November 07, 2007

Magic Muffins

Muffins that are baked with marijuana/cocaine/other drugs inside them.

I am totally getting baked from those magic muffins dude.

by Michael6062 December 23, 2008