short end of the pineapple

Shafted; Not given the best of something; When you receive the smallest fudgy oat square.
"I got the smallest cookie"
"looks like you received the short end of the pineapple on that one!"
by E February 21, 2005
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Usual Suspects ending

Shit - you never saw that one coming.
"She's going to save herself till marriage?"

"Yup."

"But she looks like a pornstar. She always shows off her tits, and flirts, and flaunts it!"

"I know it's like the Usual Suspects ending."

"Fuck. I'd dump her if I were you. Dirty cock tease."
by pH Balance January 31, 2008
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"Everywhere at the End of Time" is an album exploring dementia. I forgot who produced it.
"Hey Frankie, did you listen to "Everywhere at the End of Time" yet? It's an album exploring dementia"

"Grandpa, my name is Joey"
"Grandson?"
"Grandpa, are you feeling okay?"
"...."
by TwerkingPandaMonkey September 07, 2021
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Ended up in Japan

To mistakenly believe your period is over and not wear a pad or tampon..and wake up in a bloody spot symbolizing a Japanese flag.
I thought my period was over but I was wrong and ended up in Japan again smh
by ShondaShonda April 07, 2018
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the living end

the living end : Maggie's hair
Maggie's hair IS the living end.
by Zaninator November 21, 2004
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an evolutionary dead-end

Those who choose Homosexuality for themselves cannot procreate: two men cannot create a child, two women cannot create a child. Sexually abusing others into homosexuality is not sexual reproduction. As an evolutionary dead-end queers poor moral choices are on the rise. Protect your children!
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dead end job

1, Low wage/sub-living wage job for which there is little potential for advancement in the job, accumulating wealth, or in one's life.
2. A job with high risk to health and welfare, lack of concern for the safety of the worker especially during a pandemic or times when labor and public health/environmental laws are not being enforced. The job has very limited benefits except to the employer.
He was desperate when he took the dead end job during the pandemic, but he had no idea how quickly and badly it would end for so many of his co-workers.
by mlhiss July 09, 2020
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