by Goofy ahh stuedjasdf November 17, 2022
Cover phrase used by skeezy, down-low men to excuse their primal, homoerotic indulgences in the shadows of polite company
by tian647 August 28, 2013
One or more high school juniors selected by a high school senior to receive mentorship or to engage in social activities.
by Jimmysonglaugh February 18, 2017
I'm sorry I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking the time to pet the seal would be more productive.
by Not Aaron Krause September 18, 2015
quick claim to fame; the next new trend; the next bonanza; your 15 minutes of fame, if you're pedestrian.
by postmenopausal August 13, 2015
A fictional man who you consider your bitch. You may feel attraction to this man, but that is irrelevant because if he were real you would not have feelings for him. It is common for liking the pet man to be a personality trait.
Samantha won’t stop talking about her pet man, Diluc from Genshin Impact. She’s retweeted 15 shirtless pics of him in the past hour.
by Dimitrimajima March 29, 2022
A cute little volcano totally not menacing and so cute and sweet that people come from around the globe to pet it, take pictures of it, cook hot dogs on it and feed it drones. Such adorable little volcanoes are usually only found in southwestern iceland.
by Lava lady August 10, 2022