consensual workplace relationship

cheating on your wife

I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship (cheated on my wife)

by renjaemism September 27, 2022

Microwave Burrito Relationship

A relatively quick relationship of 4 months or less where no true sustenance or knowledge has been gained from said encounters.

Dude 1: Hey man! What happened to you and Laura?
Dude 2: I got bored of her. Not worth. It was a total Microwave Burrito Relationship.

by itiod October 06, 2020

relationships now a days

When you pretend to love someone but your actually with a thousand other people.

“Look at these relationships now a days there all talking to other people but only showing one”

We love relationships now a days don’t we

by Gigglyyyyyyyyyy January 22, 2020

National relationship day

October the 6 is national relationship day it’s a day to spend time with your lover and have a good day together remember this day and look forward to it the next year.

I’m excited for national relationship day because I’m actually taken by someone this year

by Milo moo October 04, 2020

three month relationship

noun; a three month relationship is the result of what happens when someone is skeptical about dating another person and they end up going out quickly realizing that it wont work out, these relationships on average last around three months hence "three month" it is an alternative to being friendzoned/put in the friendzone

joseph~hey sarah are you going out with kevin?
sarah~no, i dont want another dumb three month relationship

kevin~..... cries.....

by hoochimama6969 January 12, 2016

Special Needs Relationship

The current state of the "Special Relationship" between Trump's America and Brexit Britain, both having gotten largely out of hand in the last two years.

US: I don't know which one of us is dumber now, you with Brexit or us with Trump.
UK: Actually, we're both pretty fucked, mate. The Special Relationship has really become the Special Needs Relationship now.

by nambiancovfefe June 08, 2018

Fast Food Relationships

Gratification of a deeper need, but neither nourishing nor filling. Causes regret, self-loathing and massive weight gain in the long run.

Dang, the last three jerks I dated turned into fast food relationships. I gotta detox or something.

by KB Allstar March 24, 2012