the act were a dumb hoe dont shave for a month because she is a serious feminist and thinks you wont accept her for who she is if she has a forest of hair on her puss leaving you confused as fuck to where to put your dick durring sex so you end up not wanting to have sex with that dumb hoe, so she goes and fucks other guys to see if they have the same problem.
Sarah,"Damn Jeremy you really cant even stick it in", Jeremy," Dumb hoe if you wasnt a forest hooker we wouldnt have this problem.
by Nay-Nay Jay October 6, 2017
Get the forest hookermug. When you ziptie the trigger on an aerosol floral or tropical scent spray and throw it into a room to mask another smell.
Bob: "How are you going to cover the small of cigarettes in your hotel room?"
Tom: "I'm going to throw a Thai Hooker Bomb and close the door before we leave."
Tom: "I'm going to throw a Thai Hooker Bomb and close the door before we leave."
by Powd May 14, 2022
Get the Thai Hooker Bombmug. Hooker champagne is a drink from the lovely state of Massachusetts. In which a hooker drinks strawberry soda. Or raspberry ginger ale.
by mmcclluurree.jj December 4, 2013
Get the hooker champagnemug. by Fleeble_ June 16, 2024
Get the Hooker lampmug. by Emjay_82 October 24, 2023
Get the saskatchewan dirty hookermug. Slang term for menthol cigarettes.
The term comes from low-level sex workers smoking menthols between clients in place of a breath mint.
The term comes from low-level sex workers smoking menthols between clients in place of a breath mint.
I looked so trashy that the guy at the corner store gave me hooker mints when I asked for a pack of Marlboros.
by Rubbish Bin Tim March 11, 2018
Get the hooker mintmug. when you’ve been working outside all day and haven’t showered so your cooter smells like 4 skunks got in a fight over the last anchovy and they all lost, but you’re desperate for some dome.
by Jethro bo dean August 31, 2023
Get the Day Hooker Cootermug.